I used the term “it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway” at work to describe something that barely makes a difference.
2026-07-15 02:47:11
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yardchik :
“From the gecko” 😂😂
2026-07-14 17:29:59
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Bugsby :
I thought it was “bob wire” Just assumed it was named after the guy who made it. I was in my 30s when I found out it was barbed wire.
2026-07-15 14:53:20
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Brittney Teigland :
Nip it in the butt.
2026-07-14 23:57:56
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Sarcastic and spiritual :
My husband has so many, he says humpty dory instead of hunky dory and bartista instead of barista, and my favorite is all kooked up instead of cooped up.
2026-07-15 14:04:06
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Nightmares :
apparently its "cold as hail"
2026-07-14 04:36:41
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Teresa Nunley :
I asked a server if they had to choke the chicken once when it was taking a really long time for my chicken dinner.
2026-07-15 01:44:38
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Midwest Best-ish :
My brother used the term “circle jerk” like wasting time. He’s since been corrected but I’m sure some people got a good laugh over the years.
2026-07-14 09:57:46
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Dawn :
oh he remembers you said that
2026-07-14 23:10:00
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Jake Knight :
I got an “lol” with the grandma died text. Mom thought it was lots of love.
2026-07-15 14:34:53
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connie meyer :
I learned a lot today in this comment section.
2026-07-15 01:35:21
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Katie Brown73405 :
I had a friend who always said mute point instead of moot point.
2026-07-14 20:23:47
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Samantha :
It’s more song lyrics for me, then phrases. Just realized yesterday morning that in the song Daddy’s Money. They are saying she is a good bass fisher not she is a good fast fisher! 🤦🏼♀️Uffda
2026-07-15 00:04:36
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Ruth Graham Beardsley :
Great to have a wife that loves you and you so real to share this. Proud of you even more. No more no sleeps over thinking about this.🤗
2026-07-15 13:28:38
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Wes Putnam :
I said all intensive purposes until last year
2026-07-14 19:59:33
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user1717911288921 :
Chester Drawers instead of Chest of Drawers
2026-07-14 21:18:37
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cogada :
I said "bent over a barrel" at work in my 20s and learned it was not work-appropriate 😂
2026-07-15 12:56:11
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Cindy Neroni :
OMG!!!!!!
2026-07-14 19:43:16
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Lulu :
Lmao
2026-07-14 12:08:21
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tonydepaola :
It didn't take long before I figured it out but my brother told me when I was a kid that writing with both hands equally was "paraplegic." So I made a fool out of myself for a few weeks saying, "I'm working on becoming a paraplegic. I hope it won't be much longer."
2026-07-15 02:18:32
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BoomCity :
Your FIL DEFINITELY remembers that! Lol
2026-07-14 15:25:22
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Chad P :
“Jimminey Christmas” instead of Jimminey Cricket
2026-07-14 21:07:05
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Rita Vannoy215 :
Chester drawers…said that for years instead of chest of drawers
2026-07-14 20:24:20
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CC :
I could care less. It should be I COULDNT care less. But in reality I really should’ve cared less🤣
2026-07-14 20:08:09
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