Cooper Alan
Region: US
Monday 13 July 2026 23:04:32 GMT
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Courtney :
I was about 16 when I referred to my brother in law as being “well endowed”…I thought it meant tall! This was of course in front of my whole family! I am nearly 50 and the embarrassment has never left me.
2026-07-16 04:29:47
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FalloutFanatics :
beating off a dead horse..
2026-07-18 18:59:07
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Tiffanyyy ☀️🌙✨ :
I said, “we’ll jump off that bridge when we get there” during a meeting once— I worked at a mental health facility. 😳😂
2026-08-18 02:31:58
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thesobersisterhood :
I used the term “it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway” at work to describe something that barely makes a difference.
2026-07-15 02:47:11
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Mike Warren :
Not as bad as the lady who thought queefing meant vomiting and told her co-workers she was at home queefing all day.
2026-07-17 01:17:16
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Tito Ramírez :
My brother’s friend told people he had Down Syndrome when he was depressed
2026-07-17 16:05:47
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ash_ :
my son has asked me to stop saying that “I’m raw dogging” when referring to days that I forget to take my Vyvanse
2026-08-27 13:23:26
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am.quinn :
My husband thought “tall drink of water” just meant a super tall guy so he said that to any tall dude he met for like a decade straight. Business settings, friends etc “wow you’re a tall drink of water” 💀💀😂
2026-07-30 18:34:45
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Day :
My coworker says "nip it in the butt" 🫢
2026-08-27 14:08:45
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tabs :
Chef for over 15 years and i have been calling them cookie sheet...it is infact a cooking sheet....😳
2026-08-28 05:23:16
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Princess Leia :
My kids call bare feet "carpet munchers"
2026-08-29 02:22:41
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skip :
Worst case Ontario
2026-09-05 11:39:42
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Dan :
I described my mum has “homely” FOR YEARS because I thought it meant “wholesome”/“warm”.
2026-07-17 10:49:24
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dfhhbgg :
She says not say it in public in a small group of people and then you proceed to say it to the entire internet
2026-09-05 04:16:42
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Haley :
My husband says “play it by year” rather than “play it by ear”
2026-09-04 13:42:37
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Brittney :
Respect dude. If he would have felt a certain way you gave him the perfect opportunity with that comment to really tell you after what would have been a disrespectful comment towards his daughter 😂😂😂
2026-09-05 03:06:42
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Isaac :
when traffic is really bad and it's basically at a stand still, "Mann, traffic is all bricked up today, I'm going to be late"
2026-09-05 05:37:59
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✨🌟🌙SkyMaria🌙🌟✨ :
When someone looks like a relative. “The spitting image.” Is actually “The spirit and image.”
2026-08-27 04:48:14
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Elysia :
Thought it was the “windshield factor”. Turns out it’s the “windchill factor”. That was embarrassing.
2026-08-27 22:16:39
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melanie bee :
Your father in law definitely remembers 😂😂😂
2026-08-17 20:57:23
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Jo. E :
I always thought it was “living bicuriously through you” not “vicariously”. I was in Las Vegas when I was laughed at and corrected. I’m 35.
2026-07-16 01:26:53
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daughteroftheking297 :
It’s a doggie dog world
2026-07-16 02:00:26
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4xxsarah.bearxx4 :
I once heard someone say "it was a blessing in the skies"
2026-08-28 16:04:06
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jewelsgems1965 :
our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name
2026-07-16 06:33:58
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Nala19485 :
An aunt in my family tells a story that her son “got gang banged”…. She means he got jumped in a parking lot… we all think it’s hilarious so we just roll with it
2026-07-16 13:37:43
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