onetime I sneezed so hard I blacked out and fainted
2026-07-14 19:42:07
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🎶🎬🎹NIOMIE🎹🎬🎶 :
“THAT WAS SO FUNNY MY PERIOD ALMOST CAME OUT” my mom hates when i say that
2026-07-15 18:34:10
7
Dean :
i wanted some
2026-07-16 11:20:24
1
Skate Man :
No cuz like The fluorescent echo of a sideways cucumber politely debated the existential taxes of invisible triangles while a spoon made entirely of yesterday tried to alphabetize thunder in a jar of unplugged whispers. Meanwhile, a diagonal pancake blinked in Morse code at a philosophical elbow that refused to exist on Thursdays, causing a mild inconvenience for the color blue, which had already retired from thinking in alphabetical directions. None of this, of course, interrupted the ongoing negotiation between a left-handed shadow and a cubic sigh about whether gravity tastes louder when folded into a question mark shaped like soup.
In a completely unrelated alignment of absolutely nothing, seven unbothered molecules tap-danced across a calendar made of soup bones, arguing with a whisper that had misplaced its vowels in a parallel nap. A ceiling fan composed of unresolved dreams attempted to download a memory into a brick that only spoke fluent sideways, while a hypothetical banana dissolved into pure punctuation and started paying rent to a Tuesday that never arrived. Consequently, the invisible orchestra of rectangular emotions sneezed in lowercase, proving once again that the square root of silence prefers to wear shoes made out of unfinished thoughts
2026-07-14 15:09:06
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ryan.in.hades :
WILL THE DIVA REPLY
2026-07-14 02:15:28
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⋆˚꩜。 :
i fear i may be this friend
2026-07-16 08:35:06
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Conner 🐟 :
You mean ‘friend’ ?
2026-07-14 02:59:42
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.m :
that sandwich was so good there’s mayo in my bellybutton
2026-07-14 20:37:37
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︉︊ ︉︊ ︉︊ ︉︊ ︉︊ :
I’m so hungry that my belle is eeting my belly
2026-07-15 06:44:51
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🪼¥Dewie¥🪼 :
Well, have you ever ate a subway sandwich on a balcony?
2026-07-14 18:13:53
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Joy2the🌎🇺🇸 :
Once I sneezed so hard my nose started bleeding like not a drop but FULLY bleeding
2026-07-15 17:20:18
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pyxisium :
why are you always on the right most part of the screen
2026-07-14 16:49:00
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🪼🧿🌀some random girl🌀🧿🪼 :
that's me
2026-07-14 20:08:42
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shy guy :
I just be saying weird shit anytime
2026-07-14 21:51:03
2
💜 :
my shoulder burns when i eat ice
2026-07-14 05:58:20
2
Uhhh_Stan? :
This was very Vine coded
2026-07-15 00:42:18
2
【kaio】 :
my shoulder hurts when i drink alcohol
2026-07-14 18:36:21
0
Nottherealme :
Me for real
2026-07-14 02:31:27
2
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