@jokeorptsd: Hard pass bby #relationships #breakup #xyzbca #fyp #foryoupage

deezwendybofa :

how else can i get fat with no consequences

Jason Mills :

Gentlemen, if you decide to get married, ALWAYS pay an attorney the $500 to $1000 to do a prenup for you

Yung Tren :

it’s even worse because they genuinely put in less effort when they think you’re trapped

Tony.vendetta :

I NEED OUR WEDDIGN AS FAWHHKIN HUGGEEE AS MEEEEEHH

SoMuchUntold :

"I didn't move all the way from Albuquerque for nothing! I want to get married. "

RizzlyBear :

Aim for biblical marriage and see how fast they gotta work on themselves. It calls for them to be whole other woman they weren’t prepared for. Also do a prenup because the government sucks at everything and laws always change

12ussL :

DID I MENTION….

D :

dx8_66 :

Never ever marry. 💯

Will :

I’ve always thought it was weird that even tho its something they want so much they still do such a horrible job of selling you on marriage. I’ve never once heard a convincing argument for it. You would think they would have thought something up by now even if it was a lie lol

Ryuko :

Not even a joke

Boobagunoosh :

“HAHAHA! Seriously though.”

user27472828747727372 :

Don’t do it, boys.

Leyka :

Exactly just pay professionals and no strings attached

7.3chrissy :

foid pandemic

Mike.ooo :

He’s spot on every time

crittervoid :

theres seriously no point in marriage anymore, women can have their own careers now

young bush :

Low key bro like I love my gf but yea nuhhhhhh I’m not doing that

EsotericSurgery :

"if you don't... FUCKING MARRY ME"

dndndm :

Jokes aside always get a prenup even if you are broke

Literally_Mao :

Have you tried being in love?

Look4Pain :

Pretty much man pretty much

poet :

marriage is pointless for women too

Chetx :

This is why women own more homes than men.