@theaspenleaf: Works every time #bookish #bookhumor #reading #bookworm #bookstagram

Francesca Whitt :

ok but what if all i wanna know is about your book and if you wanna snack lol

Mama Gleeful :

I usually just hiss at people

Leann :

I go gremlin while reading. wrapped up in a blanket all thats visible are my hands amd eyes. approach and you get the book thrown at you

darbyy :

Another viable option is a flamethrower

Bob :

if you read spicy books just start reading aloud.

Daddyspardan :

1) ha only water yeah good luck with that 2) oooo baseball lets play a game or two 3) my inner cowboy squeaking asi accept your offer of a duel 😎 but yeah enjoy your reading

cupid.stunts :

is that a AOT key ?

CountessBathory 🍉 :

So *you’re* the reason my brother keeps pelting me with a nerf

Crash :

It’s too hot today. I could use a spray bottle attack.

LadyAshroda :

I just wanted to say: excellent book choice! ❤️

Joeydilo30 :

I intentionally annoy my best friend when she's reading, it's a miracle that I haven't had a broken bone yet

Logan :

I don’t have a baseball bat, but I have a commercial rolling pin. I think that’s what it’s called. It’s just a giant plastic rolling pin.

Disco Duck :

I hiss at them.

🏴‍☠️Snackrifice🇵🇸 :

I hiss at ppl

Bex_is_into_books :

jessi :

the bat would be better with a big smile and crazy eyes or the Kubrick stare.

Elzy :

the water one Is genius 😂

Krislyn Marx :

Sharkie vibes in the best way, IYKYK

A Cool Ninja :

...does it have to be nerf 😬

KRCrest :

good choice in book. method 4 is the make chop

Amy Herzberg :

This size book is already considered a weapon. Just hit them with it 😂

Brian Shumaker :

yup

FishyTheEel :

I stare them in the eyes until they stop talking and leave

forest 🌳 :

how did i recognise you from the squirty bottle 😭

Mack🇪🇬 :