@realwhitneycummings: 5 things worth the money 💸💸

sarah | chief research officer :

Not me just now learning restraining orders cost money

ToothbrushExpress :

6. Changing your toothbrush every 3 months and after every illness. 🪥😁

Skip_digger :

Change restaining order to order of protection ….

jb091129 :

So sorry to break in here! You just came across my FYP and I just started watching 2 BROKE GIRLS. OMFG Genius! My life was somewhere else when it was out but I am laughing my ass off EVERY SINGLE EPISODE!! Ma’am, thank you! The last three yrs have been hell for me. Every day I know I’m gonna get a break. Go back to your regularly scheduled program….. ✌🔥♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Jessica Lynn :

Professional hair cuts for your son 😭😘

McMann Tate :

one for the fellas: vasectomy

Jacob Hill597 :

you are worth the man

Michelle 🍎🇺🇸❤️ :

Freezing your eggs is not a guarantee you will ever have a child. 🙄

Rajat Leo Thapa :

The Wild Wild Nest 🌵 :

What about crystal water bottles? 💀

hashtaghex :

Love me some RO’s as someone who lives in CA sometimes you just have to do it.

T :

Right on! Can you add selling your eggs to that list?

anthonylobrutto :

great teeth😁😁😁

LokiRubyX :

UmmHumm

kimberlyfreesland :

👏👏👏

Alferdo11 :

Birth control is terrible for women’s health.

GuS :

report to your new boss

iamjoehalenbeck :

swap 2 for boob job lol

zackowacko27 :

Happy endings.. Boy was I off

BB23 :

ED meds😎💪💪🥒

Jeremy76 :

This is a whole bit girl

Here’s Your Apology :

A cock ring removal device..trust me fellas

RobertoCokes :

New Feat Unlocked: The Amateur or Hobbiest Aesthetician

Ron The Magician :

rachelenglish0407 :

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