@juliastunts: Parasites can’t get me 🪱 when I’ve got that monster in me #fyp @Monster Energy #energy

somewhereinthepines :

absolute aura

Spooky Alex :

hell yea, ill crack a cold one for ya

Corvus :

I say the same about Taco Bell, but no one believes me

Bigdud :

Joined the White monster club 3 weeks ago….can’t believe I went 24 years without one, I won’t go another 24 without tho

westnator0 :

Wait it doesn’t?

Ronin :

Time to drink another just for that reason

cece.3228 :

no just heart palpitations

🅱️arlos :

Have one in my hand rn

Clewds :

yeah but those mice getting stuck in the can tho

bredn :

I bet its a monster- hell yeaaaaaaa

Nowhere.Prophet :

Me eating fruits and veggies with 0 stress cause any parasite would have better luck surviving on the surface of the sun than the unholy hell scape that is my body

Andronimo :

heyyyyy! I remember when you didn't wear a mask and burned your throat! we love a responsible baddie

Emanuel Flores - Rivera :

Super Saiyan approved

:D :

i need decaf monster, i love them but im getting insomnia

Jakewolf20 :

Jake :

Thats framing was cinema

noel :D :

I was so upset that they started phasing out ultra fiesta mango that i stopped drinking energy drinks

Project Bakery :

no parasite can survive my blood stream, it's made of Guava monster and spite.

NazonRev :

Yeah exactly! Just regular diaherria

wiggleboxstudio :

“It’s gonna be a Monster isn’t it— YEAAHHHHHH”

Cubster :

No they just support trump..

the.art.of.steve.krell :

it do be making people piss rocks tho

Ray™️ :

damn bitch how’d you know