Then you remember you’re js an average choom and the Sandi genuinely fries your brain to a crisp after just one use
2026-07-16 04:44:16
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DeToast :
you'll wonder what happened forgetting you basically hit him at mach 3
2026-07-16 00:48:48
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♦️50 :
And then he hits you with Blackwall Gateway 😂
2026-07-15 23:59:31
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Burito :
then you lowk kiss him
2026-07-17 21:18:26
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Dollar :
Better hope he didnt pay for trauma team
2026-07-16 04:50:32
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KJ 🍟 :
It’s just a rudimentary implant they prolly have one too
2026-07-16 04:22:21
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vladimir turpentine higginson :
do y'all think that there's cyberware allowed in 2077 basketball?
2026-07-16 03:39:53
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Dooby :
depending on how much you're slowed you could genuinely liquify him
2026-07-16 04:07:19
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epicgamer_the2nd :
then you realize, not everything is nova and you lowk get clapped by the use of the sandevistan and your choom has to kill you now
2026-07-16 19:39:06
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Sajpet :
You should have pull the reverse flash and jerk him on the spot
2026-07-16 19:00:57
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Zeni :
until he pops that his sh too and weaves right when ur bouta hit him and calls yo sh "rudimentary" and absolutely rocks yo sh
2026-07-17 15:29:59
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toastedicecre :
And then the npcd sends maxtac
2026-07-16 01:18:03
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L-Adventz :
then he wake up and....
2026-07-16 10:25:16
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Allmyfellas :
then you forget you get 20% more melee damage when it's activated so you lowky obliterate your hb
2026-07-16 05:16:32
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Znippee :
as soon as the slap connected I knew he was dead 😭
2026-07-16 19:29:53
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duck :
people fail to realize, your moving fast as fuck when you use sandevistan. If you flick someone on their head it might crack their skull because the sheer velocity that you moved causes extreme impact
2026-07-16 04:24:45
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unrivalledmisfortune :
But instead you’re a netrunner and show him what it feels like to be flamed😂.
2026-07-16 23:26:50
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AlphaQStoopider :
I was about to say “think cyberpunk ever discusses the way physics and strength would be messed with with an irl sandy?” And then I was surprised by the ending.
2026-07-16 01:01:19
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centralcee :
fully stoppied moving btw so that's like military grade choomz cooked
2026-07-17 04:50:03
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bds :
choom lives in night City with a baseline spine and no subdermal armor, couldn't even klep a cyberdeck from some gonk ripper and wants to roast you 😂 it's no wonder he got flatlined
2026-07-16 12:02:33
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RoboMan :
broski had a baseline spine, you just zeroed your choom 😭
2026-07-16 11:44:51
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