@chartboomhq: Will She Ever Say Yes? #gladiator #baby #charts This chart tracks the odds that my wife agrees to name our firstborn son "Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North" alongside the cumulative number of times I've asked her.
Judging from the average trend, the odds will become favorable (51%) by October 15, 2027 after 821 times asking, and 100% by April 2, 2029 after 1,610 times asking.
2026-07-16 00:37:07
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Fergus the Cat :
presume shes pissed because you didnt also add General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius
2026-07-16 15:54:52
327
Jmf :
tomorrows the one trust
2026-07-17 13:42:06
0
HaZzAkI :
One day brother, one day
2026-07-16 00:26:23
153
Simon games :
I would seek another wife
2026-07-16 07:07:13
43
Klirk Brunkvinklwitz :
gotta play what I've done by Linkin Park, then as the chorus drops the percentage goes to 1% one and we hit the directed by Michael bay screens
2026-07-17 13:30:00
0
James :
There’s two “of the” in the name that’s why
2026-07-17 07:09:45
1
Ehvuhret :
I SAW A PEAK
2026-07-16 17:30:46
4
screwtwister weather :
hopefully he will be the 65th president of thenusa
2026-07-16 01:36:11
9
The Emperor Of Mankind :
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
2026-07-16 14:46:45
3
Hamlet :
what, no General of the Felix legions? That's why she said no, she doesn't want some plebeian name
2026-07-17 08:21:31
0
TTOtrop :
Keep asking and you won't have a wife.
2026-07-17 15:20:02
0
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