@samvanfossen: The way cyclospora is spreading through the produce, I’m about to go rob a bank with a head of lettuce 🥬 #diarrhea #2026 #lettuce #fyp

RAIZ :

Last I heard we were calling it Butt Covid 😂

Chrispyshay🥓 :

Not the knuckle sandwich 😳😂

Sammy Sunrise :

hold on wait a minute lettuce calm down a bit

Titanfur 🥓 :

"call an ambulance, but not for me!"

LadyCherryPaw :

not the lettuce! lettuce leave! lettuce leaf! NO! LET US LEAVE!! 😭😂

$HereKittyKitty75 :

welty69 :

Is the mugger from 1955?😂😂😂

Magus | Vtuber Rigger :

As some with guinea pigs (they need veggies every day) I'm a tad terrified for the day I clean their cage and they got some bad lettuce 😅

Okoicha90 :

Not the Romaine!🤣

Beth Yates :

As someone who is VERY allergic to lettuce, this is gold 🤣

Alex DiRokstar :

I wonder how Death reacted when Michael Jackson & Sam Neill passed away?

Presley :

the knuckle sandwich part got me 💀 😆

Summer :

You wanna knuckle sandwhich?? Huh???

Isaiah Cousin :

hey next time I try to rob somebody which ain't happening but I'll bring some ranch and some tomatoes for a salad🤣

Sam_Music :

your mouth acting is friggin top notch 😆

Denise LeAnn :

As someone who’s currently dealing with it, this is funny asf 😭😂

✨StarDreamer💫 :

RachelRosie88 :

Elle Quinn30 :

thats great!!

Wingzero7X :

….make it a smoothie, chemical warfare

Danny🦆 :

I can't wait to get a diarrhea stimulus check.

bluemoon4098 :

Beautiful?

Rebecca333 :