@thedsuite: jokes on him stoppage time should include the 2 hours i spent on my phone @meg baniewicz / @Ethan #worldcup #fifa #worklife #corporatelife

Tide Laundry :

this is exactly how the washer measures time

brickell_jesus :

Does this office have a full kitchen, because marketing cooked here.

notorieous :

this is annoyingly hilarious.

Doctor.Cupcake :

Do they also get a hydration brake every 20 minutes?

erick :

That is when I drop kick a co worker for a red card to get sent home

JC3rna :

Next: Hydration brake right in the middle of being productive

machineheart :

the joke is wage theft

Sinsati0n :

Those bathroom scroll breaks really catch up with you

Chris :

Actually.. management got a red card for time wasting so there’s none of them left on the field

Janson McNair :

johnny, something just came across my desk

Change :

Was he wearing an Argentina shirt

Vivian Kaye 🇬🇭🇹🇬🇨🇦 :

Blue stripes dude should’ve argued or paid off the ref

Mom by the palm trees 🌴 :

This is well done. I appreciate good humor.

dustin :

VAR review needed

Dxs60b :

Time for substitutions & a hydration break

JackieJormpJomp :

The joke is that America is a corporate hellscape

SkyWard :

That's cold, bro. Ice cold.

Andrew :

Get a red card and you can skip the next day too

INR PCE :

Just need a fake injury and an employee yelling at the ref lol

RINGO :

I'm getting a red card on the way out the door.

Fatty McWritey :

give the manager a red card.

Nobleweeb :

Okay, who kept flopping at work? 😤

🪐Gracie💫 :

I’m about to get red carded

Plot :

now this is genius

Acacia Groundcare :