Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
Hbelieve it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a gol" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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Llen :
Thank you for your service
2026-07-17 05:38:38
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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 ✐˚ ༘ 𓂃⊹ :
You’re making me wanna write an entire fanfic book abt him…😭
2026-07-17 10:16:06
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loak_enthusiast :
well
2026-07-17 09:46:43
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Potato Salad :
Perchance the paper?
2026-07-17 07:25:31
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Andromeda502 :
Saw this on Instagram now I’m seeing it here … I’m so happy
2026-07-18 04:02:10
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ᓚᘏᗢ :
"did he win though?" when Gojo said he was the strongest 😭
2026-07-17 06:04:29
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this gon' be me
2026-07-17 17:13:15
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ola ☆ :
The Mario essay still keeps on living 🙏🙏
2026-07-18 09:49:58
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#DeltaRUINED :
Everyone knows Mario (Gojo) is cool as fuck
2026-07-17 06:16:16
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vivi🦄 :
SOMEONE WRITE A FANFICTION NEOW
2026-07-18 09:19:59
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amb͟e͟r͟ :
he looks so incredible i’m actually foaming
2026-07-17 06:49:33
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illoveyourdad666 :
2026-07-17 06:08:12
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madxiantist :
omfggg he looks like loidd in slide 3
2026-07-17 05:26:56
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¿ :
you can’t just say perchance (i love this sm omg you did amazing)
2026-07-17 16:20:30
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sethy :
omfg i just realized why i love Ryland Grace sm, IM SEEING MY PROFESSOR HUSBAND NANAMI IN HIM UGHHHH
2026-07-17 12:33:57
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avaspamalama🐞 :
That essay is ball knowlage af
2026-07-17 13:04:43
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ally :
yeooo soo goated !!
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