the equivalent of a message written in blood for coders
2026-07-20 23:12:40
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Jonathan Barrow :
This is a real comment I wrote in one of our production servers years ago (I’ve long since forgotten the details of the code, I just hold on to the screenshot because I think it’s funny)
2026-07-21 13:55:46
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✨a fish✨ :
I did this in college. I wrote some code for an assignment, submitted it and never looked it again. However, I had to drop and retake the class the next semester, so I had this assignment again. The professor allowed me to resubmit the same code without it being flagged as plagiarism. Cool right? Except, I wrote one function that was absolutely wild and made no sense, and the comment just said "hey, you know exactly how this works, trust me" 😭😭😭 so this is why I urge my student coders to write useful comments.
2026-07-21 20:46:19
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TheRedCanine :
The waves in Sea of Thieves are just as load bearing as the coconut or Goku, by the way
2026-07-21 14:40:10
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madaninahat :
It’s the TF2 coconut picture all over again😂😂
2026-07-19 23:34:37
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Jenna :
We don’t have a load bearing coconut, but we do have a load bearing commented out console.log that every few months someone tries to get rid of. Gonna add a counter to it tomorrow ✌
2026-07-21 22:06:13
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Karizmah :
the programming equivalent of a message written in blood on the walls
2026-07-21 16:19:46
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Baconious :
…whatever *puts coconut back*
2026-07-21 04:35:59
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dailytkv :
You see it and still said screw it, maybe I can fix it 🤦♂️
2026-07-21 14:02:52
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obsidian_drift :
POV I left a note after vibe coding the entire system
2026-07-23 18:52:53
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whywouldI :
Not a programmer. a therapist, working for a nonprofit. and yet, somehow part of my job became coding the database we use for everything. Last time I was formally educated on this stuff was 8th grade. Guy before me was a research guy who was only slightly more well educated on it. His code is a lot of this and and has been breaking since he left. We are living on duct tape and good vibes.
2026-07-23 19:00:19
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MONO :
Omg…. The programmer knew… that is the ultimate trolling
2026-07-22 13:20:31
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Irella 🚦🏜️ :
I think if I genuinely saw this I would crash out so hard
2026-07-21 16:38:19
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Alex🕸 :
Comments that are basically just // I’m sorry there is literally no other way. Blame sales
2026-07-21 23:21:51
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cornsandwitch🍉 :
*toxic relationship voice* i can fix him
2026-07-21 23:25:04
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Blazing Inferno :
spends an hour reading then adds an hour to the counter and closes the file
2026-07-21 10:23:25
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The God Emperor :
why would they do that
2026-07-21 15:20:08
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SPOOKY SON OF A BITCH :
DINNERS READY, ITS FUCKING SPAGHETTI CODE AGAIN
2026-07-22 00:13:37
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Smelly_Rat :
Im gonna take a guess, valve?
2026-07-21 16:32:59
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shit_its_rich :
I don’t have a load bearing coconut, but I do have a load bearing word doc that just says “run” I forgot to fix something and that was my bandaid until I got about 10 months along and removed that document
2026-07-21 20:31:23
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VaultDude :
Have you tried unplugging it?
2026-07-21 03:05:36
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00D3VI1 :
programmer bloodstain
2026-07-20 23:46:30
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Mike Litoris :
we had an intern show up for a job interview as an entry level back-end programmer. it was an aptitude test, all we wanted was event-driven state management, vector mathematics, and time integration. before beginning.....he pulls out chatgpt...............
2026-07-22 19:54:08
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