@iron.max1: assert your dominance. * “Asserting your dominance means making unbroken eye contact with the microwave until it finishes.” * “Real alphas put the shopping cart back… then take someone else’s too.” * “Assert your dominance by wearing sunglasses indoors and asking the waiter if they’re ready to order.” * “To establish dominance, bark at the neighbor’s dog first.” * “Assert your dominance by peeling a banana from the middle.” * “Walk into a room, clap once, and leave. Never explain.” * “Maintain eye contact with the self-checkout until it thanks you.” * “Assert your dominance by plugging in a USB correctly on the first try.” #funny #meme #discipline #gym #fyp @Jaxson