@yoursarahwilder: A top Hermès manager just got quietly fired from a major flagstore… and the reason why completely blew the lid off the "quota bag" waiting list myth 😳 Turns out, there is NO official waiting list. The spreadsheet SAs show you on their iPad? Mostly a distraction. Bags are actually allocated during a weekly Monday morning manager round-table based on an internal "Client Score." If your score doesn't hit their threshold, your pre-spend sits at zero in their eyes. Here is the exact scoring rubric they use behind closed doors ⬇️ 📌 SAVE this post to refer back to before your next Hermès appointment so you know how to build your score! ➕ FOLLOW for Part 2 where I reveal the 3 secret client metrics that guarantee a bag allocation this month! #hermes #hermesunboxing #hermesbirkin
Hot take: Hermes bags are ugly and people only want them because of scarcity marketing.
2026-07-21 02:27:21
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Heather :
Those are the ugliest grandma bags
2026-07-19 20:07:31
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darkmatter792 :
straight to Love Luxury
2026-07-23 18:35:10
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🧜♀️ :
my fyp's algorithm is broken. I ate noodle crunch for lunch for crying out loud
2026-07-27 14:07:32
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minnyclarke :
Ugh the gross comments, what ever happened to ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’. We’re terrible.
2026-07-27 02:46:49
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vonnie :
Don’t like Hermes bags 😝
2026-07-26 17:23:31
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ᙠuʞɟᴚ¯0ᄅㄣǝǝquǝǝnΌ :
atleast its a neutral coulor gold on gold cant go wrong. 14k at hermes and sell secondary market for 20k
2026-07-27 10:21:43
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ChuckBarrymore :
that is stunning though
2026-07-28 05:09:13
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mimioncloud99 :
I would never ever play anything to get a bag😭 it just feels humiliating
2026-07-26 05:28:56
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guardianofk9s :
if you account for the purchases you need to make to be offered a Kelly, its probably cheaper to buy on the secondary market
2026-07-19 11:28:22
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Raia :
hermes really is a social experiment.
2026-07-20 20:16:40
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justanotherprof2 :
spending thousands of dollars just to be given them opportunity to spend tens of thousands more on something you don’t even choose, then be grateful for getting whatever ugly bag they want to pawn off on you is… a choice
2026-07-19 22:08:11
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halp :
How embarrassing
2026-07-23 01:08:34
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Becky :
The fact that they have consumers gaslit into believing they’re being given an “offer” to BUY something is beyond me. WOW, so lucky I can give you thousands of dollars for a bag I didn’t choose, thanks!
2026-07-20 12:49:28
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Jcutty :
Why do people want a bag they have to beg the company to buy? I don’t understand this whole thing
2026-07-21 20:49:24
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lucinda :
Over rated, boring and over priced, sorry 🤭
2026-07-24 11:45:00
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Allie :
Wow they finally let you give them tens of thousands of dollars after already spending tens of thousands of dollars.
2026-07-20 00:55:58
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MariaJL :
Even if I had the money I wouldn’t buy one simply because of the way they do business.
2026-07-19 19:24:36
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Triplets 🇰🇼 :
People getting all excited anout these granny bags 😅
2026-07-24 15:51:35
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juliahollywood :
It’s the most rediculous concept, the people who played the game are followers … it’s all for show. Real wroth and luxury don’t need all this
2026-07-24 10:45:13
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The Boys :
They look like old lady purses and I’m an old lady🤨
2026-07-19 17:33:13
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Bluebird :
And yet people can’t buy food. This world is fucking dumb
2026-07-20 00:51:08
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JuneBug :
And then you hit your mid 50’s and you realize that a $30 nylon crossbody is where it’s at. It’s beautiful though.
2026-07-19 22:46:49
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E. Elizabeth :
That was underwhelming. I’m sorry you had to wait so long for that 😔
2026-07-20 08:47:33
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