God said unto John ‘come forth and receive eternal life’ but he came fifth and won a toaster
2026-07-19 01:22:31
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IXMinx :
did they...punch you on the lip or....
2026-07-19 02:26:38
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Malcolm McPhee :
SHAAARK
2026-07-19 14:37:56
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ash ✧* :
Jesus & his disciples walk into a restaurant, & he asks the waiter “table for 26 please.” confused, the waiter counters “but there’s only 13 of you.” Jesus replies “yes, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
2026-07-20 16:01:11
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Jamie :
Such blue jokes
2026-07-21 10:05:56
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conceptualization :
no, im pretty sure adam came first, otherwise, cain, seth and abel wouldntve been conceived
2026-07-19 06:16:49
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Nikki :
Jesus owned a honda he just never spoke of his own accord
2026-07-20 02:48:41
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applefritterenjoyer :
what about the garden of banban
2026-07-19 13:40:41
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HeroOfSky :
I'm not even mad just... a little Cross 😎
2026-07-19 18:11:42
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MrPineappleZ :
The 12 disciples all shared one car, they were all of one Accord
2026-07-20 02:25:21
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Sydney🦋🩵 :
Thought this was Kurtis Conner
2026-07-19 18:40:40
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Zira :
My TikTok glitched and repeated only “no first place” to the end over and over- I thought you REALLY committed to the bit-
2026-07-20 00:28:32
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K :
2026-07-19 04:30:17
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Nicos_Snare :
Who's on first???
2026-07-19 05:20:23
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Sleepy -w- :
if adam and eve were first, who is eden, is it just the combination of their names
2026-07-20 10:45:07
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