I cant remember all the crazy things ive said to them but today my tween came up to me and said "mom, don't you hate it when birds laugh at you!" 😳 umm, no, never experienced that 😂
2026-07-24 15:10:32
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cariannemccormick :
My absolute favorite was “Please don’t put your penis on the coffee table. That should stay in our underwear.”
2026-07-22 15:35:25
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Christina :
“I don’t know how long the spider has been in the freezer” he took a bug pinning class and we’ve started a collection 🙃
2026-07-24 20:41:30
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G :
during covid I was applying for wic and during the phone interview I had to tell my toddler "please stop poking the dog in his butthole.He doesnt like it". The poor lady on the other end lost it and felt bad.
2026-07-22 20:19:14
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Jes :
You may tickle the feet, not snuggle them. Please don't lick the vacuum. That better be clean underwear on your head. These are just a few said to my two girls who are now 14 and 17. I haven't really had to say anything out of pocket to my son, who's the youngest at 13.
2026-07-24 20:49:56
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Sarah Marie :
Toilet seats don’t belong on heads. It’s been 15 years ands we all remember that day….
2026-07-24 19:11:44
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Emily Sara Hawkins :
As a boy mom there r a lot of things I never thought I would say but my fav u can keep ur hands in ur pants in public. I promise it wont fall off
2026-07-19 16:52:09
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Katastrophe :
"Poop is NOT an art medium!"
2026-07-24 23:14:27
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EJ :
We do not lick the dog's butthole.
2026-07-22 15:53:07
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EvGledhill :
Who sawed the top of the bottom cabinets?
2026-07-22 14:38:41
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Adrienne Gregory :
HOW did you get your bed up there?!?! has been the wildest so far ...
2026-07-19 17:00:14
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H.D.P 🎼 :
We do not mark our territory to keep your sister from playing with the toys.
2026-07-24 21:44:14
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Yakoozies 👑 :
Stop doing the worm on your sister!
2026-07-22 00:01:51
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SplicingElvis 🇺🇸 :
I need you to keep the conga line out of the kitchen.
2026-07-24 23:21:46
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