Matt Taylor
Region: US
Sunday 19 July 2026 21:26:05 GMT
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Alivia🌞 :
“hook up” as hang out always throws me
2026-07-20 00:17:33
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oj :
my mom calls diarrhea “the D” i was SO horrified when she told me “i got the D yesterday”
2026-07-20 18:29:22
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Amara :) :
my dad used to say “fist me” when he wanted a fist bump….
2026-07-20 03:02:17
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R4pTur3_ :
my mom keeps calling one of our cats a 'pillow princess'
2026-07-20 00:42:07
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unkn0wncaller67 :
Me randomly saying “quiet on the creek” in the wrong context the past week😂😂😂
2026-07-20 02:20:14
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Kam :
“are you and your girlfriend gonna hook up” no me and my friend are going to dinner
2026-07-20 05:46:45
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MilesMiles911 :
My mom called binging tv show an orgy
2026-07-20 01:11:19
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Taylor 🦇 tattoo artist :
My mom asked if I thought her bathroom decor was “throwing it back” because it was vintage 😔
2026-07-19 22:01:40
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Poorer_Girl :
my mom told my senior photographer that my bf and i “netflix and chill” all the time. bc we were binging a bunch of franchises from start to finish. mom that’s NOT WHAT IT MEANS
2026-07-22 17:12:49
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Omega-bby🔆 :
My mom calls it 'making love' whenever the dog gives her kisses. An exact quote, "Stella and I are making love."
2026-07-20 02:26:31
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HR :
“I cracked you” No mom you popped my back please don’t tell people that 😭
2026-07-21 04:07:44
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Alyssa Vail :
My 9 year old saying “middle fingered me” when someone flips him off 🥴
2026-07-20 02:07:38
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riles📖 :
bro when mamdani won my mom was like "kids you know he used to be a rapist!" she was so excited to tell us that, even told her friends ( english isnt her first language) she meant rapper....
2026-07-22 14:48:36
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Raine :
My mum said I was sleeping around, after I told her how tried I was. She meant I was sleeping way too much and that was what was making me tried idk why she used sleeping around to describe me sleeping in the whole way😭😭😭
2026-07-22 13:09:19
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angelle.x :
Mom do you know what that means
2026-07-19 23:25:06
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Art :
And using emojis that do NOT fit the conversation 😭
2026-07-20 03:39:53
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laney :
my grandfather (who hates black olives) said “whatever turns you on i guess” when i said i wanted them on my pizza. i short circuited.
2026-07-20 03:42:24
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estig555 :
The amount of times that I have to say "mom don't say that" is ridiculous 🤣
2026-07-20 03:05:51
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Cate :
Both my mother & grandmother call looking at neighborhood Christmas lights “doing a drive-by”
2026-07-20 21:35:40
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Ke nna Beyoncé,bathong!!🐝 :
when my grandma likes something she says it turns her on,I don't even feel like correcting her😭😭💔
2026-07-20 17:11:30
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