@teddynonstop: POV: I don't understand humanity's priorities. 😭 pause We invented... Artificial intelligence. Robots. Self-driving cars. Phones that recognize our faces. 😂 But somehow... Nobody has invented the technology I actually need. I want to point at a pile of dirty dishes... Say a silly little rhyme... ✨ Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo ✨ And watch those motherfuckers wash themselves. 😭 That's it. That's the innovation I want. 😂 Scientists: “We've created AI that can revolutionize the future.” Me: “Cool...” “Can it load the dishwasher?” 😅 Because I don't need technology to write me a poem. I need technology that looks at my kitchen and says: “Don't worry, Teddy.” “I've got this.” 😭 Until then... I'm going to keep staring at those dishes... Hoping they eventually develop artificial intelligence... And clean themselves. 😂 #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #adulting #Relatable #TikTokHumor 🤖😭
