@vsrsus: Guided Spain to their second World Cup title in history. Came through the tough side of the draw and sketched out a plan for victory. It’s only right we’ve been treated to such ethical hoops by the principal. Learned the ropes with Spain’s youth teams, and now he’s got Ted Lasso studying the blueprint. U19 Euros. U21 Euros. Nations League. Euro 2024. Now the 2026 World Cup. Only took two Ls in his three years managing the senior team. This is how you let it all work out at the gym. Catch him at your local Planet Fitness doing bicep curls with the tactics board. Around here, we rep our teams to failure. Call him the Deadlift Deschamps. The way he’s hoisted his team to new heights can only be described as a PB. The Spanish players promised to get a tattoo of his face if they won. But DLF’s just inked his name among the greatest international gaffers of his time. The first bald manager to win the World Cup, and you know he and the trophy are looking like treacherous twins. Salute a real one when you see him. #2026worldcup