I ate lettuce before I knew it was the lettuce that had parasites. I've been shitting for 4 days. I ate it like over a week ago, but apparently symptoms can show up up to 14 days later. I hate my life so much right now. Pure liquid, y'all. Avoid the lettuce! 😩
2026-07-20 18:09:21
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Jᄊέ 𓋼𓍊 :
i got bad news - people that haven't eaten lettuce or fruit are getting it...
2026-07-20 16:21:12
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Xenophlosion :
I haven’t seen you on my feed in a while. Hope you been?
2026-07-20 20:09:00
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Nancy :
I'm still eating taco bell
2026-07-20 16:06:53
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nerdork :
Anyone coming to my live shows in Nola or mobile?
2026-07-20 16:09:30
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Its_me_Jessica :
I currently have it for the second time in 2 weeks. I haven't had any lettuce...
2026-07-22 00:00:07
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Ryan J. Green :
I love you so much as a comedian I watch you every time you're on my fyp
2026-07-20 16:35:53
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∂³Σx² :
You know it spreads by feces right? *Human* feces... So they're either using human fertilizer, or washing it with grey water.
2026-07-20 16:14:03
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🌻Sara Leanne Sumner🌻 :
Dude!!!!!!!
2026-07-21 01:08:49
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Ramblin' Sam :
It's ok! You at least have 7 other lives because that's how many (other) Nerdorks have friended and disappeared from my acoount. 🤣🤣
2026-07-20 18:24:04
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Defiant.Lioness 🐈⬛️ :
It's bad enough I feel like I'm too broke can't afford shit might as well starve, now this.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
2026-07-20 17:29:30
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TwilightVixen❤️ :
I been eating salads all week but I shop at save a lot and buy heads of lettuce and wash my produce. I've been fine 😂
2026-07-20 22:25:06
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🚪🗝️Acupunk :
I love your labradorite necklace 🥰
2026-07-20 17:21:04
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mrs_tiska :
Well... technically marbles are solid 😅
2026-07-20 16:17:51
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Pyrate Pixie :
Salad is what food eats but I'm in Michigan. We have the parasite, heat wave and smoke.
2026-07-20 19:29:20
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Kat0182 :
I love your content. Always makes me laugh.
2026-07-20 16:08:09
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🦋Sheila🦋 :
lol
2026-07-21 18:46:58
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Sara Chronic SAHM 🍃🤘🖤 :
“Terrorists…” 😂😂😂
2026-07-20 19:16:36
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raerae805 :
lol...you are too funny. I dont eat salad either.
2026-07-21 16:08:40
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Paula Griffiths :
Dude how tall ARE you!?
2026-07-29 02:19:00
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jerkbtchboys :
I wish I didn't have to worry, but I eat everything. I'll die from lettuce diarrhea, or a heart attack. 🤷♀️
2026-07-20 16:00:18
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Rich Shumate :
🤣🤣
2026-07-20 17:34:48
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MadeInDade :
Crazy ass 😂😂
2026-07-21 16:31:48
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Stop.following.me :
Good for rabbits not grown boys 😂
2026-07-21 15:02:31
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