@itseilisepatton: EVERYONE PLS TOUCH GRASS WHATS HAPPENING. they were in a vase too MIND YOU #comedyskit #newmomtips #mama #rantoftheday #nichetok

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mollyanderson3956
mollyanderson3956 :
As a mom with a newborn - I came home to a vase with beautiful flowers from a friend and I loved them. And I let them die and it was not that deep
2026-07-20 17:40:53
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ryroymusic
RyRoyMusic :
Comment sections have become the “look how much smarter I am than everyone” section
2026-07-20 19:16:12
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joiresyncore
Joire :
It’s flowers not a puppy 😂
2026-07-21 00:15:57
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toooldforthis96
Haeley :
New mamas HATE beautiful things to look at, everyone knows this!!!!!!
2026-07-20 23:14:33
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kjaws_b
Krista Burke :
“Take care of” as if it’s not like changing the water once lol
2026-07-20 17:40:15
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darksided1990
mere :
People act like new moms are on their actual deathbed. And like, yes they are going through a lot but damn 😂 I’m pregnant and I will be delighted if a friend brings me flowers when they come to visit me and bebe
2026-07-20 19:20:35
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mistresscerebrum
MistressCerebrum :
People always overcorrect too much. It went from “we need to give new moms space and not expect too much” to “new moms are dying. They are dying and disabled and you should not interact with them unless you get ten step instructions on how to do so properly”
2026-07-20 21:12:52
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lauralee3290
Laura Lee :
New mom with a 6 week old here - I loved every vase of flowers we got, and I also put them in the trash when they died and that was that. Same thing I did before the baby lol.
2026-07-20 22:06:22
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aurora.reader
aurora :
Great video but next time skip the commentary because new mama viewers don’t need one more thing to listen to
2026-07-21 18:14:06
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alex.honea
alex.honea :
The word mamas was made for you to say idk how to explain it
2026-07-20 19:31:00
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foresterhours
Isabel • Alaskan Fairy 𓆝𓆟𓆞 :
Tiktok comments are either the funniest thing in the world, or completely insufferable.
2026-07-20 21:01:24
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save.spongebob
lauren :
i’ve also seen “don’t ask new moms what they want for lunch! have their favorites written down!” ummm pls ask me if i’m craving wendy’s or chipotle
2026-07-21 15:30:31
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maddymerck
Maddy :
WHY IS EVERYONE MISERABLE?!?!!
2026-07-20 19:24:39
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janierobyck
Janie Robyck :
I deleted a comment on a video of my 2 year getting his wheelchair of a “hey, just to let you know that he shouldn’t recline like that” It’s literally a $8,000 wheelchair that a team of professionals custom ordered for him we’re good
2026-07-20 21:27:40
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robynthestylist
robynthestylist :
Would never be mad about getting flowers?? Like. Ever lol
2026-07-20 20:01:34
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savrangoon
savannah 🍒🎱🍸 :
the “helpful tip” comments always piss me off SO MUCH. it’s giving virtue signaling
2026-07-21 03:37:48
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benedicttown
Benedict Townsend :
10000% agree. Reminds me of a classic
2026-07-26 11:25:29
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user6073687399991
gracekelly :
I swear people can not stop themselves from giving an opinion or advice or judgement or a explanation or a thesis on why they know better or on how everything in the world relates to politics
2026-07-22 15:03:57
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calamity.jayd
Calamity.Jayd :
I saw someone picking *dandelions* for art pieces and getting dragged because “picking those will ruin next years dandelion crops for the bees!” 🤦🏻‍♀️
2026-07-21 01:03:27
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jessishere0225
jessishere0225 :
These people piss me off. They scroll all day long just looking for something to BITCH about 🤣😳
2026-07-21 15:42:59
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jamstuck
Jamie 💙 :
Next time, skip the casserole. She’s gonna have to dish it out, heat it up, and then feed herself, and she doesn’t need one more thing to be responsible for.
2026-07-22 19:49:31
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gracebrinkly
Grace Brinkly :
WE ARE IN HELL🥰
2026-07-20 22:34:40
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tinyhandful
Kayla :
I commented on a video of a child receiving a drum set that was donated and while his teacher was presenting it to him she said, “we all believe in you”. I commented saying how that can be so life changing for a child to hear. Now I’ve gotten like 10 responses saying “for anyone to hear…”. Like, yeah no shit, but this video is of a CHILD which is why I said a CHILD. You can’t comment anything without people trying to correct you lol
2026-07-21 17:49:42
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gabby199923
G :
even if she doesn’t change the water once and just lets them die… who cares
2026-07-20 19:27:30
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seusical
Susie :
How tf do you “take care” of cut flowers? They die in a week or less no matter what 😭 just put em in a vase and enjoy them until they’re gone
2026-07-21 05:57:42
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