we’re sorry 😩 if it helps we also despise contact precautions
2026-07-24 03:51:17
0
Jason :
The worst order that has ever come across my screen was “Q2 tap water enemas, 6 occurrences”. I genuinely nearly cried
2026-07-24 01:38:36
0
Hailey 🤍 :
wait i love rectal tubes 🫣
2026-07-24 02:43:45
0
✨✨✨ :
Q2 mag and potassium, and pt already has scheduled ABX and one IV. KILL ME
2026-07-21 00:32:28
807
bri money :
standing weight on a 500lb bed bound pt
2026-07-21 02:10:11
2682
cass :
Orthostatics ordered when they are already in the chair and a heavy x2 assist😐
2026-07-24 00:25:32
0
Jag Reivers;) :
TB test… on the patient who I’ve had for the past three days without a mask.
2026-07-21 00:37:09
649
Christian Vennemann :
Daily STANDING weights (with standing being passive-aggressively in all caps) for a stroke patient, or discontinuing CMU orders for a patient who's not discharging for a couple more days (and, would ya look at that, the pt coded and died a couple days later)
2026-07-24 00:18:05
1
Tyra 🫧 :
Voiding trial at 9am
2026-07-21 02:55:29
131
Mills :
The whole damn dka protocol
2026-07-22 10:30:52
0
greenss808 :
One time a hospitalist put in an order that said, “please give the patient milk”
2026-07-21 05:13:23
396
Kate :
Let me guess… telemetry 😪
2026-07-21 00:59:34
801
~😵💫~ :
A STAT EKG order placed at 0605am
2026-07-20 22:11:13
95
Enjoyme :
Blood cultures after you’ve already drawn blood 🩸
2026-07-22 01:43:56
20
Spooky :
Not an order but when a family member calls for updates at 7:10 and I haven’t even gotten done with report yet
2026-07-21 02:29:14
34
tracy ♡ :
orthostatic vitals twice, during morning meds with a max assist patient who came in with a history of falls
2026-07-23 04:07:27
1
Agatha Grayce 🆘🇺🇸 :
q6 bladder scans w/straight cath orders on the patient who should be on comfort care
2026-07-21 20:31:36
16
Alyssa 🇨🇦 :
I had a hospitalist put in an order to “blow dry testicles” ( at patient request). Absolutely the fuck not.
2026-07-21 15:08:33
68
celeste 💌 :
Wide open CBI
2026-07-21 02:17:10
48
Britt.NF :
Hospitalist here. I’m sorry! 🥺 have much respect for nurses. A truly hard job!
2026-07-21 02:44:09
310
Michelle :
K >4 & Mg >2 protocol. K comes back 3.9 … pt NPO. 22 in the RAC & the IV is positional.
2026-07-21 03:39:05
56
mariegrey21 :
dc Foley give iv lasix
2026-07-21 03:46:33
50
tardiscat :
Lactulose enemas made for one of the worst times I've had with a patient
2026-07-21 13:13:18
10
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