unfortunately i participated in performative bible+prayermaxxing as a young child. my parents werent even religious at the time i was just a freak. what was my problem lmao
2026-07-20 23:41:09
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Kevin Carnahan :
“ … in many paintings.”
2026-07-21 00:21:33
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Alana :
Not like other girls with your girdle book. 😂
2026-08-12 07:34:08
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JhuИo der Steinklopfer 丰 :
Girdle kinda sounds like the German word "Gürtel" which means "Belt", definitely a coincidence but still interesting
2026-07-25 13:47:05
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C :
You didn’t hear this from me, but I heard Lord Baymont commissioned an opulent girdle book for Lady Baymont yet his manor garden remains unkempt from the winter 👀
2026-07-21 19:28:36
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SpheresWithEars :
Shh, let me cook
2026-07-21 00:11:41
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Sam George :
thinking about medieval performative men
2026-07-21 03:11:31
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Anita b jay :
Personally I will rather go late 16th early 17th century ruff that’s so big, detailed and white it’s similar to wearing a down payment around my neck.
2026-07-21 01:06:36
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thegingerbeck :
I made one of these yesterday to go to a tavern night event because of this video!! I used the cover of an old journal that I ripped all the pages out of so now I can carry random stuff inside :)
2026-07-27 18:19:07
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Rob :
In a way, our phones are just modern girdle books with a few bonus features, such as: communication, needing to be charged, and being 100% more droppable. I bet nobody ever tried to reach them about their car’s warranty on their girdle books.
2026-07-22 12:00:17
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Crappy Clone :
One day I will get a facsimile of Mary Stuart’s book of hours once I have the spare coin. Impractically tiny but so cool
2026-07-21 00:14:54
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spinozaslegacy :
I’m sorry, what? I was so absorbed READING this Thomas Aquinas in my LIBRARY. 😎
2026-08-15 17:29:33
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Liz Perry :
Hi, God’s favorite here, and I love my girdle book! 💁♀️
2026-07-21 15:21:50
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Ypu :
I love the production, the sounds, the sparkle, this is so good
2026-07-21 02:25:17
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Winnowill 🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩 :
If it’s not a jirtlebook, I don’t even want it!
2026-07-21 22:10:40
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HawaiianSuperman :
I only read Infinite Jest in public 😜
2026-08-16 15:56:50
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•tami<3• :
i had a guy who i regularly met on my morning commute. he sometimes stood next to me so i could see what he was reading on his phone and it was always the bible in latin (this was a period of over a year). i think about him often. my biggest question is, if he was that into it, why didn't he own a copy of it?
2026-07-21 19:46:25
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Anana 🇨🇦 :
I’m gonna make a girdle book with the LEAST pious book I can find
2026-07-21 23:51:14
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eoht05 :
in the best way possible, 'hi im a shouty man!'
2026-07-21 00:39:34
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dunya4now :
I want girdle book
2026-07-20 23:57:31
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unicoleunicron :
I want one
2026-08-07 14:43:33
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Vieil Ogre :
Seems to me that showing that you're richer, smarter and more pious than everyone in the king's court - including the king - is a great way to lose your head.
2026-07-21 17:40:08
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Jarrow Hall :
Do you do next day delivery?
2026-07-21 09:28:21
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TL Clark :
😂 Top tip! 🤗🤑
2026-07-24 16:19:32
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