Graeson Mcgaha Comedy
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Tuesday 21 July 2026 12:32:00 GMT
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A fading candle in the dark. :
not babysitting, it just started following me
2026-07-22 21:28:17
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Jes2002 :
Very rough pregnancy. A lady in Walmart came up to me and was touching my belly way more intimately then you should ever touch a stranger's belly. Asked when the baby was due, I ran my hand across my stomach and said "Oh this is a tumor, getting it removed on Tuesday." She removed her hands from my stomach so quickly, turned whiter than anyone I've ever seen with pulse turn, and stuttered oh I'm sorry, before turning and running away. My tumor turns 19 next month and thinks this story is hilarious! 🤣
2026-07-21 23:48:46
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Patrick :
My wife is a kids soccer coach. I have been approached by ppl at her games, asking "which one is yours?" "I haven't made up my mind yet."
2026-07-21 17:58:17
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Kitty Moon :
my 12 yo is in a wheelchair and everyone thinks they are entitled to know why. so now she says I'll give you the story for $5. The story: she was ran over by a helicopter. is that her why? nope but that's her story and she's sticking to it.
2026-07-21 15:11:06
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Patrick :
firefighter working an obvious car accident nosey: wow! what happened here? me: Shark attack... works every time.
2026-07-21 16:42:42
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mogwai :
I once dated a guy who was born without part of his arm. His favorite thing was coming up with answers about what happened that would embarrass the asker. My job was just to play along.
2026-07-21 17:57:35
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andanotherdollar :
I was shopping for conditioner and a lady came over and in a hushed voice said, “I think that’s for black people.” I said loud and proud, “I’m half black!” She turned about 4 shades of purple and apologized and scurried away. I’m not btw, as if it matters.
2026-07-22 00:29:00
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✨️🕊Jessica🌺☀️ :
I worked at CVS when I was pregnant with my daughter and I would say 70% of the customers are elderly people. Elderly woman tend to have no shame in asking every question under the sun about you pregnancy, some even just start touching your belly. Well, I had enough and when I was about 7 months, a lady started asking questions, I looked her dead in the eye and said I wasn't pregnant. I will never forget the loom of horror on her face 🤣
2026-07-21 13:04:04
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Mizzie 🐌 :
I don’t work due to mental health and invisible disabilities, but people get weirdly judgmental if you say that. So now I tell people that I can’t talk about my work since it’s classified and I signed an NDA
2026-07-21 17:38:48
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jg_orion :
I hate it so much when people ask if I'm babysitting my own child
2026-07-21 17:41:00
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SerWillikerz :
After shoulder surgery I got a lot of questions about the brace and sling. I didn't mind at all, but I lied every time for fun. Helicopter accident. Shark attack. Killer bunny. Good times
2026-07-21 17:21:23
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jon_doe :
I've been doing this for years. if they're going to have the audacity to interject into my life, I will have the same audacity to lie into theirs
2026-07-22 02:04:53
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HippieTrekkie🏳️🌈🖖 :
I’ve had bright color hair for decades and really short hair. When I worked for Walgreens we had this old lady who came in and made comments constantly. Finally one day I said “ will you just shut up and let a cancer patient enjoy their before it falls out!!” 😳 It just came out, I was 19 and pissed. She never came back in the store after that😆
2026-07-21 14:43:45
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Dani :
Omg, people used to ask us where our blonde children came from all the time. Started telling them I had an affair and then we would fake a fight.
2026-07-22 04:29:32
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Judycannon :
My sister-in-law and her husband, once they were in their 30s, were constantly being asked when they were having children. They found it incredibly rude, so they started responding, “what hand do you wipe with?”
2026-07-21 17:26:48
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VideoVertigoJen2112 :
"If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions..." 😏
2026-07-21 23:46:38
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Nesey :
I always say, why are you asking? It shuts them up .
2026-07-21 17:30:05
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Janelle Anderson :
My husband and I are childless and soooo many people have said “kids are the greatest gift, best thing you’ll ever do, blah, blah, blah”. Haven’t used it yet but in my back pocket I’m ready to say “after 4 miscarriages it just wasn’t God’s way”.
2026-07-22 03:24:50
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renecrane71 :
never met your wife, but I love her!🤣
2026-07-21 18:47:44
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Gina V :
Many years ago I was a cashiere at Walmart. Had a lady ask when I was due. So no I’m not pregnant. She doubled down and ask if I has just given birth 😳. Straight faced told her “no I’m just fat” 😅
2026-07-21 20:45:30
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June Vessel :
I had a grown male patient apologize for his stinky feet (which were horrendous btw) and tell me that his wife hadn’t been around to wash his socks. Before he left I told him that my 13 year old son washes his own clothes. The expression on his face was priceless.
2026-07-21 20:24:36
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Bagel1624 :
my friend said "you can tell me anything you want, true or not, if i ask something that's not my business." I loved it
2026-07-21 22:17:26
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cpete :
my kids are fare skin, red haired and teens. I babysit a half islander and always get asked if shes adopted or fostered ect....I've gotten to where I tell them "na, I borrow this one"
2026-07-21 16:59:04
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TheLibrariansLens :
I convinced someone the tomato cage I was buying was being converted into a pigeon timeout cage. 😂
2026-07-21 13:31:21
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Rebecca Smith McDoug :
My 5 year old used to say “dont talk to me”!
2026-07-21 16:37:31
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