@vsrsus: This is how a captain goes down with the ship. Signed a revised contract to keep him at the club next season. Stayed loyal to the soil and deserves all his flowers. Dropped the maddest “I’m not f*cking leaving” of the summer. Who needs a Wolf of Wall Street when you can be the Guvnor of Green Street instead? Danny Dyer is splitting the G at the Queen Vic as we speak. Three years on from scoring the goal that won West Ham the Europa Conference League, Bowen is putting the franchise on his back again. This Hammer is ready to nail the Championship, Only Mitrovic and Pukki have a better goals per game rate in the second tier, so you know Bowen’s about to put up more numbers than a fourth official. Villa were keen on signing him, but sometimes it’s better to be a hero in your own movie. They don’t make them like Jarrod anymore. #PremierLeague