@flashfantasypodcast: Bright eyed and bushy tailed level ones, how little they know what’s in store for them. #dnd #dndtiktok #dndmeme #dnd5e #ttrpg

favorablechange :

That’s why I usually bring a broken build into any game. I don’t use it unless a TPK is imminent, but I gotta be ready to keep my little war criminals safe.

mnschu25 :

I just realized Richard Schiff was in Jurassic Park

Michael Brown :

And it's usually cause someone says something like," I wanna cook the Turkey with a Fireball". 😅😅

Maximusvad :

THAC0 or it’s not real

TheEncounterTable :

And then the trauma😂

agent_P :

that's why when I'm in a newbie table when I'm DM I'll "accidentaly" pit the goblins in a close enough pack for fireball

Sean :

oh and war crimes

AJ & Gunter :

this is how I get roped into being a healer or battlefield control when I wanted to be the mindless barbarian...

DrBob432 :

I just realized that's Toby ziegler

jsjustice117 :

They are the worst players since they usually have egos bigger than the table.

AnimaRex :

😂🤣😂"the running and the screaming" dont forget about your flask of oil👌🙌... never know when a good fire will help out😅🤷‍♂️

Oritrix :

More like what it feels like when a DM joins the table as a player

Johnny :

I've been DMing my current campaign for 6 months now...3 out of 4 players were new to newish. They are level 5 right now. At every level, at least once, I've got a kick out of the expression of my one experienced player when I drop a monster that he knows is a pain in the ass

Banned Cat :

ah, the classic party baby sitter 🥰😂

madd :

It's all fun and games until the DM has to put a limit on the number of backflip checks per session. Then it's still fun and games I guess.

Chris player and sometimes DM :

So great!!!

David Rutherford :

lol this was last night when I stepped back 20 feet as the paladin attacked the bloated wrinngling zombie that then exploded in a swarm of rot grubs

Krystal Dawn 🇨🇦🇺🇦 :

anytime the new ones come to a door/gate/anything *coughs* did we check for traps??

AlyxSolana :

no because this was literally me in one of my more recent campaigns

Mistress V.A.N. :

Raven :

fr tho😂

Lori :

so true

Sam |-/ :

I'm reading other player's sheets to help them out, like the kid you'd get answers from on test back in highschool

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