@ubfloki: my most curious is yuji vs muzan ( main character vs main villain) *61. Subaru Return by Death vs Homura Time Loop* _ReZero x Madoka_ "I respawn when I die" vs "I reset time to save you". They’d be stuck in loops inside loops. Therapists needed. *62. Naruto Baryon Mode vs Ichigo True Bankai* _Naruto x Bleach_ "Shorten your lifespan" vs "Cuts everything including concepts". 2 minutes of screen time, 6 episodes of aura. *63. Luffy Gear 5 vs Arale* _One Piece x Dr Slump_ "Toon force" vs "TOON FORCE²". Physics leaves the chat. They start drawing on the 4th wall. *64. Gojo Six Eyes vs Tetsuo ESP* _JJK vs Akira_ "Infinity" vs "Reality warping rage kid". Tokyo gets deleted twice and the animators file for worker’s comp. *65. Anos Voldigoad vs Yogiri Takatou* _Misfit x Instant Death_ "I destroy all logic" vs "I kill anything regardless of reason". Who dies first? Answer: the concept of fighting. *66. Featherine vs The Writer* _Umineko x Meta_ "The Author" vs "The Guy Writing This". She looks at us and says "you’re not real". We cry. *67. Aizen vs Johan Liebert* _Bleach x Monster_ "Perfect Hypnosis" vs "Human Monster Manipulation". Nobody knows if the fight happened or if we’re all hypnotized. *68. Zeno vs Simon TTGL* _DBS x Gurren Lagann_ "Erase universe" vs "Punch universe bigger". They’d just keep scaling until the Milky Way is a footnote. *69. Saitama vs Popeye with Spinach* _OPM x 1930s Cartoons_ "One punch" vs "I can lick the laws of physics". The most cursed fight in history. *70. Giorno GER vs Subaru RBD* _Jo x ReZero_ "Return to zero" vs "Return by death". They fight forever and literally nothing changes. Peak cinema. *Cursed Comedy Tier 5* *S. Deku vs Tanjiro vs Gon* - 3 screaming protagonists. Windows shatter *T. Light + Lelouch + Johan* - 4D chess. Viewers lose 50 IQ points *U. Goku vs Superman vs Saitama* - The internet dies. Again.

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