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sumnerdyguy99 :

being gay isn't about what you like to do in bed it's about who you like to do it with

Morgan’s Dad :

This is solid material

michael likes dogs :

This isn’t funny

Rocketman :

Cannot wait until Saturday night in Denver! So effin funny

tjrallday :

When people ask if I’m straight I just say sure

Beach Tee :

So wrong. I love it

tribbledisco :

Funneh

the.penguin.social.film :

He’s funny

homeboy1996 :

Claudia Elaine :

Haha

in :

He’s probably not joke about that

Hogarth :

by this logic, lesbians who use strap-ons are actually secretly straight

GayInDespair COMMISSIONS OPEN :

Idk if he knows what “super straight” means😭

Doc Trivial :

“Killed him for the Lord” you’re getting less funny…considerably.

in :

I’m usually chill, but joking about killing your brother…it actually happens. La la la, it’s fine, but dude. I’ve literally watched gay people being beheaded for the lord…at 13. Let’s maybe not ever do this joke again. Have you ever seen someone get beheaded? I have. Please keep making jokes…I respect you less.

Christopher :

I was waiting for “nah, we didn’t kill him, he did it himself”

USMD :

Not gay anyone 😂😂😂

mnusa77 :

I'm not gay but 20 is 20

in :

Look, I want to be cool, but…nah. I don’t think this is funny.

kat 💕🫶 :

Edwin Garcia :

😂😂😂

Phillip 🇨🇦 :

😂😂😂

Zach James :

🤣🤣🤣

Jan Roger 🇧🇻 :

😂😂😂

Joefromdaboot :

😂😂😂