@tinx:

Gillian | Watch Parties :

Date someone named Tom.

Graydon Cutler :

Heavy on the vow renewal oh my god

Ashley McGowan :

And never go on a sprinter van

Casey :

1. Never get a vow renewal 2. Never be oblivious to financial issues 3. Never going to try for a singing career

akn1926 :

4- skip paying taxes

Katie Becker :

besides ken & lisa!!!!! on vow renewal

GWNYC :

Also if you join because your husband suggests it as a great idea you’re getting divorced babe

nothing :

Say it forget it write it regret it!!

adrienne.63 :

Vow renewal = divorce - signed a wedding planner

Melissa Davis :

The physics are always accurate asf too

Sara Rizok :

People in good marriages don’t need a vow renewal imo

Kel :

I said these in the same order and I was saying the words and then you said it. Also agree with the never date someone call Tom

🫶🏼 :

Heavy on the vow renewal!! I think LVP is the only housewife who hasn’t fallen to the curse I think?

Cary Smith :

Vow renewal and name tattoos are a complete jinx and pride comes before the downfall…

LucyLucyAppleJuice :

Never go on a boat trip. Cartagena trip still gives me nightmares

Menisha Mahan :

The psychic 😂😂😂 TRUE

Alexa Petrassi :

Never going on a boat. Anytime they hit the water-shit hits the fan

Audree 💕♑️ :

Never trust the husband with finances 😳

Farai Bennett :

Stealing this idea but crediting you

whitneycestlavie :

Can I add “don’t have a shady business model”? Because publicizing has led to prison time.

Amanda 🦋 :

I would never be evading taxes and go on reality TV

Merissa Principe :

No, a psychic is a must 😂 it should be mandatory in their contract

MariahLikeCarey :

barnesmic99 :

No psychic eh??

raychill00 :

Kiss of death. I can’t believe people do it