@eli723768:

David :

Looks like you're in a bit of a pickle.

ixia_⁰⁶ :

I pretended to be clueless bout everything cuz I wanna make my man feel smart and proud of himself.....until one time we were drunk and somebody talked about physics. I was lecturing everybody and they're so interested. My man was silent the whole time we went home and said I embarrassed him or smth😂😂😂

sj 🎠 :

Look up the olive theory.

Moni :

kinda valid because lying is weird

bb :

I’m crying he def thought if you were lying about pickles you must be lying about something much much worse 😭

NasunaN :

The pretend to hate pickles theory

davuds4 :

oh, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

A to the J :

This is why we don’t shrink ourselves for others

Val 😚 :

In the daytime i'm Marinette, just a normal girl who hates pickles. But there's something about me that no one knows yet, because i have a secret.....

Scaralette :

😭 idk but I would be finding it funny and cute. It's just a pickle?

Kowsar :

that was funny

Milk Me :

it’s a really dumb reason but at the same time totally understandable lol if somebody was lying to me about not liking pickles, a lie for the sake of lying, i’d be questioning what else they’re lying about

✰⋆⁺ 𝕜𝕒𝕥 ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ :

why are people so pissed off about this 😭

🪽aniella :

i wouldn't use "pretend"

Cheesecake_00 :

it's basically he thought if you could lie about something so simple you can lie about literally anything

Mya_b :

you could say pregnancy cravings

mariam 🦋 :

Damn nah he was just looking for a reason to leave gang bc what

JazminTay :

"oh I like pickles but it's okay you can have mine" ... sorry sis buts it's that simple

shendragonn :

I know your intentions were good but even small lies like these can break someone's trust. He probably felt like it was less sweet and more manipulative

Its Ava :

My boyfriend hates ketchup and if I found him eating it at 2am I would genuinely think there was something seriously wrong with

Leilani :

You’re not my usual Eli

paige :