@redditysi: DURING MY SISTER'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY, I CAUGHT HER SLIPPING SOMETHING INTO MY WINE. I SAW EVERYTHING — AND EXCHANGED OUR GLASSES WHILE SHE WASN'T LOOKING. SHE LIFTED HERS AND SNEERED, "CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND MY GIFT SOON ENOUGH." I SMILED AND EMPTIED MY GLASS. SECONDS LATER, THE REAL ENGAGEMENT PARTY DRAMA BEGAN...