I'm gonna personally believe the lunch break jokes. But in all seriousness, it makes sense. The covenant were on Earth, and goddamn I'd like to ice a few aliens if that ever happened in our timeline. I'd get slimed, absolutely, but I would hope I could get at least one alien
2026-09-12 10:09:27
715
Shane Cunningham :
“Remember Reach” - graffiti in Halo ODST
2026-09-19 02:55:03
47
Uc_rebellion :
So no one talking about the militia from mission 3 of halo reach
2026-07-23 07:30:16
525
CottageCheese :
when backed up against the wall, all a person can do is fight
2026-09-19 14:31:14
85
Your Local Political Commissar :
Accurate, I gave a random civ a Carbine in The Storm and he followed me around and survived the entire mission
2026-09-20 09:31:57
0
mintysillypaws :
the lone elite realizing it ran in during the workers lunch break
2026-09-12 01:59:34
240
Crimson_One_Fan :
Who'd win: Halo 3 civilians or the Black Marsh Argonians during the Oblivion Crisis?
2026-09-19 17:23:54
3
⛵️ :
But deadass if you see mastercheif you know you’re fucked so might as well pick up a gun and go out fighting 🤷🏻♂️
2026-09-15 14:26:39
22
Mute.C :
pov: mid lunchbreak
2026-09-12 02:15:59
59
lucario_64☆♡☆ :
john forklift himself defending his Co workers after his lunch break was disturbed
2026-07-23 15:17:45
163
Myo_Lyo :
we aint talking about reaches farmers right? they are badass
2026-07-23 06:52:48
131
dr_herb :
some Grandpa absolutely mualing a grunt
2026-07-23 17:21:08
59
TheDarkerKnight :
Covenant when they landed in new mombasa
2026-09-12 21:39:59
7
Harvey "Pine" Voss :
"Oh hey its a Hunter y'know the thing bigger then use lets go fight it"
2026-09-12 17:10:18
8
Fiend.ae🔴🔱⚫️ :
“Hey John what’s that flying shit cloud in the sky?”
2026-09-14 22:06:39
9
Spyropyrocyro :
Lmao I know all the workers were packing heat 😂🤣
2026-07-23 13:55:29
16
Heretic :
Blue Collar Workers ain't gonna take no Covvie Bullshit while they on shift
2026-09-12 16:46:36
13
The Frontline Field Historian :
The last stand
2026-07-23 14:01:41
9
Issac :
Halo is just a copy a doom
2026-09-10 01:08:03
43
Johnathon Biddle :
Everybody be forgetting about the halo three dock workers, until they pull out the M6D and start laying bodies.
2026-07-23 10:38:50
17
mistrwintrz :
why is so freakin true tho 😂😭💯 maybe by halo 3 humans were just fed the f up.
2026-09-11 11:35:36
13
:
To be fair it’s earth not reach
2026-07-23 19:37:49
7
BH Colton :
Halo 3 Blue collar workers*
2026-07-23 16:04:22
6
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