"If God is an old man may he have mercy on his own soul, for she will not"
2026-07-24 18:57:19
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stalkersstalkhere :
I want a tattoo artist at my funeral with a flash sheet of all my tattoos as minis for my friends and family ✌🏼
2026-07-25 12:34:10
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Jess Firlotte :
"Put the complementary Ouija board down, okay, she will contact you"
2026-07-24 19:31:54
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Charlotte :
„She‘s was a person“ …oddly specific but go on
2026-07-24 21:30:26
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Jessica Potter :
I didn’t light up every room I walked into. I think that’s kept me safe thus far
2026-07-27 08:52:58
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RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm :
She will contact you 😂
2026-07-26 02:25:36
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hasnoname5432 :
Is this copywrited? Asking for a friend 👀
2026-07-25 17:11:43
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marayagonzalez995 :
my friend just passed and this was kinda like her funeral she planned lmao everyone mentioned how she would tell you to fuck off but she lite up a room 😂 also her Playlist was hilarious.she wanted to play another one bites the dust and highway to hell 😅
2026-07-27 18:49:09
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DeDe Sels :
I think this is word for word my dil standing guard at the door of the funeral home.
We've discussed it and approved the plan. That girl has my back.
2026-07-25 07:31:36
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Pixie.platt :
Thx for writing this speech I sent to my best friend 🤣
2026-07-25 15:32:08
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FinalGirl_84 :
My friends are gonna have a blast speaking at my funeral.
2026-07-24 21:07:47
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HailtotheV :
She’s probably looking up at us right now. 🤣🤣
2026-07-24 22:03:58
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Im-a-Heathen 📚🇬🇧 :
If complimentary ouija boards aren't given out at my funeral I'm haunting whoever planned it.
2026-07-25 08:20:10
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Reel2Disc :
Hey pretty lady! Glad to see you on my fyp
2026-07-24 18:56:33
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Shy :
all of this. don't lie on my name, but feel free to use it to lie to men after I'm gone. "on dead homies" 😂
2026-07-29 16:22:20
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🏹 🍎 Sara📚Booktoker🪶🖤 :
“Put the complementary ouija board down” 🤣😂 if my friends and family don’t hand out ouija boards at my funeral I’m gonna haunt their asses
2026-07-25 12:54:16
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amytmartin :
“She will contact you”. Damn right she will!!! 👋🏻
2026-07-25 14:55:07
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Cheryl D :
this better be the kind of speech people give at my funeral
2026-07-24 20:08:56
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Moneera_A :
“She was a hater” 😂
2026-07-27 02:22:51
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hol.luc :
She could quote LOTR like a helluva bitch
2026-07-24 19:00:53
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Matthew Loraditch :
Many a tear will be shed!!
2026-07-24 19:00:03
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_thebookishbookworm_ :
I want people to be honest. “She was weird af.” “She hated crowds so she ain’t even here.” “She didn’t talk shit. She wasn’t mean. She just told the truth in a world full of lies.”
2026-08-26 09:50:08
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Hunk-a-licious :
I don’t know if this is targeted but damn funny and not thank you for it
2026-07-29 16:29:50
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shadowdncr :
She lit up every room she walked into and had the arson charges to prove it. 🔥 😏
2026-08-06 21:34:04
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Robin Abrams :
I will be very disappointed if anybody holds a funeral for me! be they honest or not, I would rather disappear into the Earth as intended without fanfare, without a spotlight.
2026-07-30 19:07:31
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