@emptyjunior: I think peter walks into the tower one day Extremely casual and then jarvis or friday announces Master Peter you have failed the metal detector test, would you like us to log the ammo in you for next time? And that gets the Whole Team up and in his business #peterparker #xmen #avengers #spiderman #marvel
Magneto recognizes Peter as a child and also that he’s full of shrapnel and is immediately like “time out. Who’s responsible for the kid? Cause .. you’re first”
2026-07-25 21:06:49
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Empty Jr :
Avengers: why are you doubling over in pain // Savant, same IQ scores as the smartest man in the world, young genius Peter Parker: period cranmps
2026-07-25 14:44:08
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MizzCommunication :
"Young man, please- sit this out. At this point my advantage given the amount of metal in you is truly unfair. How utterly irresponsible of the others to not get you medical assistance for this- Mystique, give this young man the number to our doctor." - Magneto
2026-07-25 18:44:59
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Bear :
"hey I can finally get all those bullets and shrapnel removed w/o insurance! 😀"
everyone else: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
2026-07-25 20:15:46
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Alex 🇨🇦🌻🍉 :
Magneto quietly finds a moment to pull Peter aside while the others are distracted and explains to him just how precarious a couple of those pieces are and that he Really Should Get It Fixed - then absolutely loses it and *yoinks* Tony over when he hears about Peter's lack of Health Insurance
2026-07-27 03:08:27
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NutmegSoup :
Peter: are bullets magnetic?
Avengers: oh good catch Spider-Man! you wont be able to use your guns!
Peter, internally: so that's my right shoulder, my left thigh, my knee, my back, my hip, AND my stomach that I have to watch out for. good to know 🤔
2026-07-25 17:39:28
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rainbow :
Him just healing over bullet would with the bullets still in him 😭
2026-07-25 14:29:15
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Ginger :
I just imagined magneto doing a double take at all the shrapnel in Peter and he starts wondering if Peter knows how much metal he's got inside him. he thinks surely not, otherwise he wouldn't be here, so he has a moment of genuine concern like, should I tell him??? he should have that removed really. it is a truly concerning amount in there. magneto might be a bit distracted at this point
2026-07-25 14:54:31
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faolan [51%] :
I can imagine Pete going: In my defense. I wasn't sure they were magnetic. 😭😭
2026-07-25 16:24:29
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Stormy :
I imagine he has to do the awkward mum I frew up pose at 3 am when he realises he does in fact need help
2026-07-25 14:35:27
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Carpe Instrumenta Productionis :
and he's just there as the photographer, not even spider-man. Magneto has a new respect for the "normal" dude putting his life in danger for the glam shot
2026-07-25 17:59:46
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ShoutaAizawa24 :
Magneto just looking at Peter who has no less than six pieces of metal in his body with absolute horror written across his face. "Child, you need immediate medical attention! you should not be walking, let alone on the field of battle."
2026-07-25 19:10:47
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NottheWriter :
Bucky on the other side of the group trying to remember if his arm is magnetic or not
2026-07-26 01:36:35
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daughterofselena :
Funniest answer to Jarvis/friday is if he's like 'Nah don't worry about it, it'll push itself out by Thursday.'
2026-07-25 14:26:52
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Andrew W :
Peter's brain: Y'know, Miles has that bioelectric spider-bite power. I wonder how it interacts with Magneto's magnetism, since electricity and magnetism are related...
2026-07-25 14:56:52
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serendipity draws :
metal detectors hate to see this mf coming
2026-07-26 00:04:56
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LeluTheWere :
he gets to sit it out with iron man daddy, so at least he isn't alone
2026-07-27 01:13:37
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Empty Jr :
Guy that still talks about the tower in 2026
2026-07-25 14:27:43
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djdude121301 :
peter: *doubling over in pain* yippe free surgery
2026-07-25 20:20:41
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Awesomelyfishy :
Magneto stopping mid battle to call Charles and chew him out about sending a 17 year old with like 20 bullets in him to fight the magnet guy
2026-07-25 20:19:35
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Andrew1716 :
wolverine, who is standing next to spiderman: listen, at first it feels weird when he lifts you by your skeleton but you get used to it fast
2026-07-25 19:48:00
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🐈⬛🪻💋 :
Magneto’s gon get confused and think Wolverine’s around the corner lmao
2026-07-25 16:41:10
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Ren :
Hero: How the hell did you end up with multiple bullets in you? Why didn't you take them out?
Peter: It was the winter exam period... maybe statistics or organic chemistry? I-, I just went to bed because it was supposed to be a "future me" problem and it... just healed? And it would be stupid (?) to cut myself, take out the bullet, wash the floors, explain to the superintendent why the bathtub is covered in blood, and then listen to the superintendent lecture me... You know what can hurt as much as bullets?
Hero: Words?
Peter: Bullets... and the cost of insurance, which I still don't have, so...
2026-07-25 19:45:32
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Jillsunstar :
If magneto somehow figured out that Spider-Man has often a teenager and suddenly got distracted because he suddenly being a dad that would be hilarious
2026-07-25 17:49:47
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