@pat_rates_things: I think I might like the Walt Disney World resort hotels more than I like the parks. The boats, the monorail, the buses, the giant laptop that’s also a pool, the skyliner, the massive lobbies, the giant football helmets, the pools, the giraffes, the sick water slides, the giant jukebox. It’s all amazing. I’ve decided to rate them out of 5. I didn’t include the good neighbor hotels because who cares, let’s be real. I did include the Swan and Dolphin because, despite being owned by someone other than Disney *gasp* they still feel like they’re part of the club. Except the Swan reserve. I hate the swan reserve. Ratings are completely non-scientific. #disneyworld #disneyresort #hotel #waltdisneyworld #travel @Disney @carlye wisel @Podcast The Ride
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Saturday 25 July 2026 15:19:18 GMT
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Ricky Asch :
Why so low for the swan?
2026-07-26 17:42:36
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Kate :
Pop being lower than all stars and beach club being the same as Coronado springs is laughable this is so wrong
2026-07-26 00:24:44
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Mirabelle’s spam :
What did my queen pop century do to u
2026-07-25 16:18:21
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megtheslug🐌 :
coronado ranked higher than boardwalk is definitely a hot take 😅 but i love the layout of the scoreboard!
2026-07-26 14:55:04
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Julianna :
Wilderness lodge is amazing!
2026-07-25 16:55:41
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Tired Gen-X Mom :
Have you actually stayed at every resort? It's impossible to fairly judge any that you haven't.
2026-07-26 20:58:15
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Kenneth Landy617 :
all stars all get 5 stars
2026-07-26 14:49:23
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Ryder :
all star hate will not be tolerated
2026-07-26 16:57:55
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steven :
I guess I take Saratoga Springs all to myself lol I love Saratoga
2026-07-26 15:33:51
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deeg567 :
We just booked Wilderness 🥰
2026-07-26 20:09:55
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Rob :
5 for all star music! Has sentimental
2026-07-26 13:10:24
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Crista :
why do you hate swan reserve?
2026-07-25 20:21:25
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Lucy :
These ratings are buns
2026-08-12 01:05:03
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madzlikesjazz :
Pop being lower than all stars….. really??? 😒
2026-07-25 21:30:56
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Irvington2121 :
Disagree. Ft wilderness cabins are lovely
2026-07-26 04:52:54
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𓉸ྀིFaith | dreamfinder’s wife :
bro has clearly not sat by the fire with a gingerbread man on a freezing day after walking around all morning at fort wilderness and it shows
2026-07-26 02:32:00
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Revyboi_ :
Pop Century is definitely my second home
2026-07-26 20:21:23
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Nol :
Swan and Dolphin aren’t Disney owned. They’re marriotts
2026-07-26 14:48:31
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maddie b :
Hey more room at Saratoga for me!!!!
2026-07-26 18:57:19
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JForestZ34 :
I’ve stayed at Grand Floridian as a kid right when it open. It was really nice but not worth the money for me. I’ve also stayed at Coronado Springs and that one was really nice. Price was reasonable. And I’ve stayed at all the value resorts since then. Why? Because for me and the family we are only in the room maybe 90% of the trip. We sleep, shower and use the pool. Other than that we are out. We either rent a car or take the buses. No big deal for us. But seeing some of these prices per night at a deluxe resort is CRAZY!
2026-07-26 12:10:47
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Mason Carreiro :
Saratoga Springs should at least have three
2026-07-25 21:04:58
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Hamberder :
Me looking at all the resorts ranked highly as a cm who works resorts and would rank them the exact opposite 👀
2026-07-26 04:52:36
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MiamiMondays10 :
Idk this isn’t a great list some are right on point but others suck
2026-09-10 02:48:28
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wizerd062 :
you forgot bay lake unless you’re including it with your contemporary ranking
2026-09-23 03:17:42
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