Trystan Fossett
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Sunday 26 July 2026 01:45:20 GMT
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Sarah K. :
Yeah but... periods
2026-07-26 13:29:24
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Chassidy :
Oh, you know damn well you would like to have a vagina for a day you would wear that thing out. Us women would love to have a penis for the day we would be like any teenage boy trying the helicopter and everything else😂
2026-07-26 02:55:20
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Georgialady38 :
I don’t understand how men run, like, doesn’t it get in the way? All the gibbits and everything
2026-07-26 01:57:23
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Suzy :
Y’all’s ability to pee pretty much wherever indiscreetly is what makes me jealous 🤣🤣
2026-08-01 01:10:57
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jakebryant612 :
So a bit of a funny story relating to how you said men have to tuck it in to the toilet when we go to poop. When I was still with my ex at the time, she had a little boy who was around 5 or 6 at the time and he was staying with us for a bit. Well I had met him when he was 4 so naturally we had gotten pretty close and he had decided he wanted to start calling me dad (all completely his choice and I was fine with it cause I already saw him as my son). But anyway, I was in the bathroom one day doing my business and I guess I had forgotten to lock the door so he came busting in wanting to ask me something. IMPORTANT NOTE HERE! This kid was just like his momma so I knew it was gonna be some stupid question cause that's all his momma ever liked to do was ask me dumb shit lol. Y'ALL... this kid looked at me and he was like "Daddy, are you a woman?" at first I was super confused cause he and I both knew that I was completely a man. THEN I REALIZED.... You guys.... THIS KID SAW WHERE MY WEENIE WAS STILL TUCKED INTO THE TOILET AND SO IT LOOKED LIKE I HAD A GOD DAMN COOCHIE 😂😂 I had never laughed harder in my life or been as humiliated as I was that day 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
2026-07-26 08:11:20
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Thermalspot :
my goober touching the toilet sends me to the moon. it's cold dirty and unpleasant lol
2026-07-26 03:03:45
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🦋🌻Amy🌻🦋 :
I just wanna write my name during a Austin Powers piss, as my husband calls it 🤣
2026-07-26 12:16:02
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Antoinette_Chaton :
it's pretty bad when it's head and shoulders and you're in the bathtub
2026-08-11 04:38:35
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BrWhy :
Man, the small toilet situation is the worst.
2026-07-26 05:37:10
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trothman :
None of these things have ever been a major issue.
2026-07-28 15:10:52
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Lorrie England :
I’m crying. The only thing I could think of was swinging like helicopter o😂
2026-07-27 03:04:33
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decoration57 :
Lmmfao.. I was not EVER expecting to hear something like this, in my life, and I am 59 years old !! This was wonderful.. Thank you for the laughs !! 😂😂
2026-07-26 07:17:35
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Michelle Simpson :
Wonder if that was my video that you came across. Lots of interesting comments on that one lol
2026-07-28 17:40:46
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Willy :
It does burn but take a Quick pee, it helps. 😂😂 Mine don't touch the water but I do have to keep a handle on it to keep it still while taking a poop. 😂😂
2026-07-26 05:05:36
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Lagertha_Moon :
Thank you for this video! I have been wanting to know these answers 🙏🙏💕💕🤣😂🤣😂
2026-07-26 16:36:23
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~♡~ haint_blue~♡~ :
I mean girls may have it easy, but we do shed the lining of our uterus for 5 to 7 days and well you know, but we are part of the miracle of life 😀
2026-07-26 16:07:13
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Carol Ann :
This is hilarious!! I do admit for an old person I do have a weird sense of humor!!
2026-07-29 15:01:37
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jeanecarter1 :
Omg Hilario
2026-07-27 23:24:26
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Kirsten :
im dyyyyyying😂😂😂😂😂
2026-07-26 14:17:10
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Danger_Adam555 :
Uh huh. Yeah, all of these. 👏
2026-07-27 17:53:50
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user2172285893296 :
Well thank you for your random thought I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂
2026-07-26 17:29:48
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Rubeesmock :
😂😂
2026-07-26 02:34:49
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ileaha2003 :
is that why guys get pockets and we dont
2026-07-26 23:50:56
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Rod Freeman :
Amen brother. It's true. All of it!
2026-07-26 05:10:27
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Amy :
first thing I do is get a bathing suit cover for it try and protect the skin as possible
2026-07-28 12:36:26
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