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🌼 WOWZAH! • FLOWERY’S WIFE 🌼 :

this PERFECTLY describes my local corner shop

Jonny :

also those prepackaged sandwiches which taste disgusting

ℒ𝒾𝓋𝓋𝓎 :

My school buys the off brand sandwiches

Spear :

with this outside

SEKAAA :

my old corner shop used to sell handmade sandwiches made by his wife 🥹

Napping Beauty✨☕ :

don't forget they're a parcel shop and people's parcels are just in a massive pile in the middle of the shop

lee_bunchofnumbers :

Bossman splitting multipacks to make his drinks cheaper than anywhere else is doing a service.

Bella :

Don’t forget a bit of paper that says no more then two school children in at a time but then there always being a group of school children in the store

debbie223 :

Heinz cream of tomato soup £5 a tin

vortexherelol :

and either overprice or underpriced everything 😭✌️

SASHA :

I close my eyes and i can just imagine it in perfect clarity

Alexandra 🇬🇧 :

needs a bin directly outside covered in vape stickers 🤌

Lauren D :

half the stuff is also out of date

Mark :

Bossmen. The backbone of Britain 👍🏻🇬🇧

~❤️Robyn❤️~ :

All I care about in corner shops is the monster fridge and salt and vinegar crisps 🤣😭

Stinkie Stinker :

also forgot that the card machine has an arbitrary minimum amount you have to pay that they've completely made up so you buy more

jax :

Republic of Triton :

And the candy cigarettes with the worst tattoos imaginable

jack || akaza's admirer 🎆❄️ :

local corner shop has this ukrainian elderflower and lemon flavour of fanta in a blue bottle and it's unironically the best flavour of fanta in existence

Beebusspotter10(Charlie) :

CJ🇿🇦🏉🤽‍♂️ :

Get a monster fridge filled with anything but monster

₊ ⊹ . ݁ 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 ݁ . ⊹ ₊ :

random unidentifiable drinks with all the packaging in arabic £1.29 yep I'll take that mate

els <3 :

if the teenagers cant have 3rd spaces we can have corner shops like this

cait 💕 :

Don’t forget the sign on the door that says no more than 2 children in the shop at once and the door/window that’s been smashed since the dawn of time

T🎀 :

those funky cakes that always are a couple days out of date