@jokelounge100: This Religion Joke Is HILARIOUS 😂 #standupcomedian #comedy #funny #joke

Boo I'm Houdini 🌺 :

If I died and saw a Vishnu I would be terrified! number one that a religion was right and number two I feel like they would have an issue with me.

JW :

Please let it be the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Julz🌙 :

This is the guy you want to talk to

ColdSun :

imagine when you die you dont even know which god is it

queenie :

what about people that die in fires

chibifox27 :

"hey your family just burned you. You gotta go." had me rolling!!😂😂

⭐️ :

imagine if it’s the ancient greeks or egyptians

Serraj Sirajuddin :

Islam has evidence

halloweenghost2 :

😂 does it count if you die in a house fire? I mean it's not intentional cremation but it's still kind of is?

me :

And imagine it’s Mormonism 😂😂😂 that would be the funniest shit ever

wade1423 :

One joke I love doing is the idea of dying and then you are just met with Ra the sun god.

ZakyArts :

Where do people go when they die? Simple, IN THE GRAVE 🪦

# ECH336 :

Scientology is actually close

bananawizard :

imagine if the pastafarians are right lol

forguelsparda :

imagine getting to the Mictlan and be ready to run for your "life" cos mountains are crashing in to each other, a needle mountain is going to strip you of your flesh, a jaguar will clean your bones of the remaining flesh just to meet micantlecutli and be devoured once more

mòwóm :

That good place clip where the only person to guess heaven right was some random stoned dude 😭

johnr :

heaven is chinese

🏹🪩 :

Imagine dying and then coming into the underworld and meeting Hades or the three headed dog Cerberus 😭

Tinus_z :

Just imagine the Greek Gods are real and you need to be buried with two coins on your eyelids to pay the Ferryman to be transported across the rivier Styx. How busy it would be on the banks of that river by now

Emily🆘️🇺🇲 :

Leandro Vieira :

no religion makes sense 😂

PlantasticVibes :

... what counts as cremation exactly? where is the line between the camps the bombs in the 40s, or house fires, and people doing it as a ceremony?? 😅😅

The Black Sheep :

*me walking into Valhalla* 👀 I'm not even mad ... where's the food

ravennerd2711 :

Flying spaghetti please please please that’s be so fucking amazing

Late Cambrian :

The correct answer is Cthulhu