@callmethelamp: Girlfriend's not home, Steve on the bed. #reptiles #pets #fakesnake #cobra

Heck :

Awe, his name is venomoose! Hi venomoose!

SlimShaggy :

How and why do you have a cobra

scp-230 :

"fake snake" that things moving

PoopDilf :

bro couldve got any sentient noodle as a pet and got a god damn cobra. ok

V1🤖💀 :

Steve:

Teddylove :

Your hand getting awfully close 😳

LBB :

MargaritaMix :

Absofuckinglutely not

jettbaguette :

Steve’s like yeh this is usual occurrence.

ackierants_real :

Let’s go Steve

H.R. Auerhammer :

I love that people only react like this when it’s snakes or bugs. But when people are cuddling lions and bears etc they think it’s so cute. Any animal can be dangerous. And I genuinely believe any (type of) animal can be tamed

YellowbuttercupSue :

Yo, with the utmost respect, bc this is a genuine question: does he still have his fangs? I’m new to the reptile world. Thank you.

stxcx.bxx :

steve looks a lil confused

WYS :

This is definitely not friend shaped…

🤍Ally B🤍🇦🇺 :

If not friend why friend shaped?

SkullHex :

steve: "Should I kill him or let him continue whatever tf he is doing?"

Monarch saro :

You should have antivenom just in case

alice :

snake just as confused as us

AwkwardFrog :

"snakes are scary!" *Steve literally just vibing*

Abbey :

I met the guy who developed the venom gland removal procedure last year, and he even admitted that they grow back overtime 😭

SilverTiger114 :

Joey why is there a monocle cobra in your bed and why on earth are you shadow boxing it