@very_blue_curtains: A guy walks into a bar. He's accompanied my a one-foot-tall man in a tuxedo. The guy orders a drink and the foot-tall man immediately goes to the piano and begins to play a flawless rendition of Chopin's B minor sonata. The bartender is amazed. He asks, "Where did you meet your friend there?" The guy at the bar pulls out a lamp and says, "I found a genie and he gave me a wish." The guy looks at the foot-tall piano player and slides the lamp to the bartender. "I'm out of wishes. Why don't you take it." The bartender doesn't believe him. "A genie? Yeah, right." Incredulously, he rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie pops out. "Your wish is my command," it says. The bartender thinks for a second before saying, "I wish for a million bucks." Poof! The bar is filled with a million ducks. Their quacks nearly drown out the Chopin. "What the hell is this?" the bartender says. "I didn't ask for a million ducks." The guy at the bar nods. "You think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?" #ahavili #ahaha #aeons #hsr #HonkaiStarRail