@caramel.zaddy: WHOOPS sorry not sorry! #odyssey #calypso #iphoneface #funny #alankumar

soofi :

cmon odysseus try to remember

foxeshe :

oh my god none of you read the actual myth. Calypso bases her appearance on what the perciever believes to be beautiful. her beauty in the movie is based on CURRENT BEAUTY STANDARDS because WE are the ones PERCIEVING HER!

hyzen :

they had the blueprint

solayroze :

I wish they had a whole cast of unknowns tbh.

olivia culley :

I laughed out loud when I saw her three lobe piercings in imax

tabbykat :

“oohh noo”

Alex :

“It has been 7 years Odysseus”

عبدو موتة :

charlize looked great since forever yall bitching

WedontnegotiatewithSarahrists :

“Remember who you are”

sophiecargillceramics :

What’s so funny is Charlize Theron absolutely has the range to play this character and the ability to shapeshift into characters. They Did Not have to make her look like that 💀 they did her dirty

Deku :

Someone said they thought it was a fragrance ad 💀😭

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝒹𝓎 👒 :

she looked like A Fragrance ad

LibbstersDictionary :

the fact they dressed her like a girl at coachella in 2017 annoyed me so much 😭

Samantha Diane :

It’s giving Amazon beach cover-ups and a novelty tortilla blanket.

Chiara🪐 :

Watched pirates of the Caribbean way too young and my brain is permanently engraved that this is calypso and no one else looks for feels right to me.

natalie mai 🥂🎀💫🪩 :

i did actually like charlize theron as calypso but the thing that really took me out was that blanket that looked like a tortilla

ema :

I had such a hard time watching scenes with her, it ruined it to me. The surgeries were way too obvious

emma & ethan :

she was serving face the whole time in a tortilla blanket

Angie ♡ :

yall never call any man "iphone face"

paris :

Tired salamander :

as someone who watched Percy Jackson as a kid I screamed "NO NOT THE LOTUS!"