@.jocelynbailey: 5⭐️ rating for the bouncers of #thirstyarmadillo 10/10 would recommend being carried out of the bar #fyp #foryoupage #stockyards #prs @Presley Rangel

Christina :

Me and my boyfriend broke up and I went to the bar and got wildly drunk. Got friendly with the bouncer. Stayed til closing, ran my mouth, he intervened by throwing me over his shoulder & we back to his place lol

Justis 🧿🪬 :

“He holds me in his big arms drunk, and I am seeing stars” ✨

NTX_Lucas🇺🇸 :

As one of the bouncers I fear I witnessed this driving by😂

😈✨✨LAURA✨✨😈 :

I’m jealous why I have never been carried out like this

kaceyquaid🍒 :

Same girl 😭

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ :

I never been carried out by security but I did get one security guard to hate me bc I said he looked like Barry Keoghan LMAO

hope🦉 :

I be getting carried out of the bars by my hbs every week

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Tutorial?

B3LL@ :

THIS IS SO CUNT I LITERALLY LOVE THIS

⁷ :

IM NOT USING MY FREE WILL ENOUGJ

Elderbeary :

The picture that shows at their wedding

MAYCI LEE 🍭💐😇 :

Omfg i almost sent this to Pres and then I realized this IS MY POLLY POCKET

theferalbooktoker :

Girl I know ball

Presley Rangel :

who allowed us to act like this in public 😭😭😭

JamesTrevino :

uhhhh i think she lost track of time yall

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✝️Quentin🖤 :

Okay but her boots 😍

sammy.dodger📚 :

This is how i want to leave a bar 😂

Yuki 🎆🦋🌸❄️🌌 :

I would ask what are we ?? 😂😂😂

Meghann Gaines :

Wait no fr what happens if you black out at a bar

🖤⭐Jaden⭐🖤 :

girl was OUT

LindaMariela :

OOOOHHH BUT WHEN IT HAPPENED TO ME THEY CALLED AN AMBULANCE?!? Boringgggg

Haley Bear ♡ :

being carried while drunk is literally a interstellar experience