The Law of Conservation of Garri
"Garri can neither be created nor destroyed; it only changes form from dry granules to soaked, and eventually into Eba."
— Garri-leo Galilei
2026-07-28 21:10:35
1984
⌁𝟚𝟘𝟘𝕄𝕊🐦🔥⌁ :
when garri is put into water it undergoes a spontaneous reaction which results to an Endothermic reaction where heat is slightly absolved at an enthalpy of +4 is soaked in hot water and undergoes an exothermic reaction where heat is given off because it was soaked in cold water
therefore a white sharf like precipitate is given off and sugar added will be diluted due to the slightly high concentration of acid in the garri and groundnut will also therefore float due to the upthrust caused by the garri
and once the spoon is immersed into the garri,scooped and inserted into the buccal cavity where it goes down the alimentary canal(guts) down to the anus and passed down into the toilet after being digested and absorbed by the villi
"art students can't understand any of this"😂
2026-07-28 09:30:22
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Dark_knight :
a garri at rest is a garri with the potential of being eaten
2026-09-12 08:03:39
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king prezi :
the density used in making eba, is the force applied when the hot water come in contact with the garri
2026-09-11 18:41:13
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☠️💀BLÀÇK KÑIGHT☠️💀 :
omo if garri na subject on it's own people wey go pass go plenty garriology or garrimatics
2026-09-12 00:07:17
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Rebix YMB :
the formula is G² = as × not dying
where G² is garri square and as is average sum of sugar.
2026-07-27 20:38:31
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👑 King Bishop👑 :
For every Garri reaction, there is an equal but opposite hunger action
2026-07-29 15:11:35
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~Nella~✨🤌🖤 :
in every garri preparation, there's equal and opposite combination
Garric Newton
2026-09-11 21:02:03
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OfficialKDB√π🤑📝📚🕟 :
F=∆a/g where ∆ is constant of proportionality 😂 and g is garri quantity
2026-08-22 18:18:24
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Officialboi :
I drink am as I dey read the law
2026-07-29 08:05:25
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Dawid :
Some of una actually wise pass Einstein sef 😒
2026-07-27 22:48:36
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shãwty🥰🥺 :
sharpppp🧐🧐🧐🧐
2026-09-10 11:47:07
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KENNEDY :
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2026-09-10 22:35:46
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cLNTé🍁 :
few grains of garri can rise to feed many who believeth that it could be soaked
2026-07-29 18:22:49
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IÇË MØÑÏÊ007🤡🤡 :
garrison expansivity
2026-07-27 20:00:18
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Iamtomzy🖤🎶🫶 :
The first law of conservation of garri stated by Isaac Garrinewton states that without kuli inside garri , groundnut will be directly proportional provided that cold water is not exceeded😂😂
2026-08-21 10:21:38
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Dave Josh :
use the quantum mechanics for further understanding pls 🙏🏾
2026-07-30 16:53:57
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Praise Mc Connell 💰 🦅 📈 :
According to inertia, the bag of garri remains untouched until your account balance approaches zero.
2026-07-31 16:55:54
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E.S.S.E.N.T.I.A.L_1 :
what can I say
garri remaineth constant unless acted upon by an hungry stomach
2026-07-28 11:55:23
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Relax Thoughts 🧠 :
brainstorm
2026-07-27 19:22:27
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kill Switch :
soaks law states that probability of soaking (P) is directly proportional to availability of milk and particles provided that Sugar (S) remains constant
2026-07-28 21:19:56
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T.E.N.D. (I love u God) :
u forgot the by product which is carbon dioxide+ hydrogen+ Adenosine triphosphate and remember it has to pass through enzyme catalyzed chemical reaction in body cells.
2026-07-28 16:51:14
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Anyikude Ekenedirichukwu :
the bigger the water the more it swells
2026-07-27 21:28:36
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