My papa stole a whole ass ponderosa tray. To this day, I’ve no idea how he got it out of the restaurant😅
2026-07-28 00:04:32
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Samariah ❤️🔥 :
Not ridiculous but when I worked at babies r us, I would look away while moms took diapers and formula. 🤷♀️
2026-07-28 13:31:29
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Eric_Butler :
I dated a person in 2016 who was a terrible person to her dog. I took her dog. I still have her.
2026-07-28 20:33:12
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Fishie :
Idk if this counts but I used to steal the microwave plates (yk the ones that spin in the microwave) from dudes who would invite me over to their house for a date. WHY WOULD YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE IM A STRANGER I had to teach them a lesson
2026-07-27 23:18:34
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miiranzax3 :
One time my brother invited a girl over to our house and she stole our microwave plate which makes sense cause she’s a stranger why would he invite her into our house, he learned his lesson
2026-07-29 06:27:25
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Bailee :
Does anybody remember the story of someone buying a tv off of Facebook marketplace but it turned out it was stolen from Arby’s so it could only show the Arby’s menu?
2026-07-29 04:17:09
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QYV_13 :
I met my wife at a coffee shop, 30 years ago, I still have the table we met at
2026-07-28 00:07:15
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Author Amanda McCauley :
In high school I used to steal orange road construction cones. Just one at a time. Ended up with like 50 of them in my trunk. Needed my dad to fix my car he opened up my trunk and was like wtf? He worked in road construction and some were from his job sites 💀
2026-07-29 02:37:12
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Essexgal24 :
Someone stole my husband but there was def no return policy
2026-07-28 19:07:45
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miseria_ cantare :
My grandmother’s house was robbed. Police were there and she was managing pretty well but it was 11pm and she was hungry. She opened her fridge to find they had stolen her jug of milk and her frosted mini wheats. It was the final straw, she lost her shittt.
2026-07-29 05:17:59
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Karissa :
My mom liked one of the platters hanging on the wall at an Olive Garden, the waiter heard us talking about it and took it off the wall and said “I just quit so hear take it” and handed it to us. We smuggled that thing out 😅
2026-07-28 03:11:25
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KATIE MERCKY :
Allegedly I have a target shopping basket, cheesecake factory menu, entire knife set from texas roadhouse and a martini glass from some swanky restaurant in texarkana tx. Allegedly.
2026-07-28 17:34:40
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Estrada :
Police car. Taken a joy ride for about 2 miles. Parked in same spot. Cop never noticed
2026-07-28 20:31:46
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Angele :
I saw a girl steal a handle of Carlo rossi at Safeway one time.
2026-07-28 19:58:18
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tmfy82 :
In college we stole a knapkin dispenser the cafeteria the first day. Every time it was empty we brought back and swapped it.
2026-08-06 16:59:10
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Kalya 🦥 :
A friend of mine stole this ridiculously heavy jockey statue from a nice horse barn she used to have her horses at 🤣
2026-08-06 17:05:38
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🥀🍄DeadRoseBlossom🍄🥀 :
Someone I know (it’s totally not me…) stole a silver ball from the forbidden ball pit from the Star Wars ride in Disney world
2026-08-05 10:55:02
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•𝚂𝙼𝙼𝙿• :
The ‘No Smoking’ sign at my great uncles funeral. I was 17 & a smoker. 😩
2026-08-06 13:38:11
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Jennifer :
I stole my ex husband's cat because he told me his plans on ending both of our lives. she is now 22 human years old and cuddles me during naps.
2026-07-29 12:31:41
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Adorkable_noob :
Me and my friends got inspired by an old internet post back in the early 2010s and kidnapped a neighbors lawn gnome every once in a while and took it with us to whatever we were doing and took Polaroid pics of him on his adventures and left them with him when we put him back. We took him to several restaurants, a water park, a goth club, two bars, and a ghost tour.
2026-07-28 17:00:27
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The Old Fruit Couch :
My name is Morgan. When in high school, the portable building company, called Morgan Buildings, had a huge 15ft sign that just said Morgan……they don’t have it anymore 🤷🏼♀️
2026-07-29 06:16:17
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Ginger Gremlin :
I once watched one of my friends (drunk) not so sneakily snatch a purse off the bar, run to an empty table and then go through it like a squirrel on a mission. I mean she was determined to look in every corner of it. She then (all sad) haphazardly shoved everything back, walked back to the bar, put the purse back where she snatched it from, then went to the bathroom. I got a text from her shamefully admitting that she stole someone’s purse to steal their money, found no money and felt bad for stealing from a poor person. It was her own purse.
2026-08-01 00:31:59
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OBS_caso09 :
My dad stole rocking chairs off someone’s porch repainted them and then felt bad and returned them
2026-07-28 18:17:26
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Laura :
Ok so I love how she said “seen somebody steal” but everyone out here is just confessing 😂😂
2026-07-29 05:11:36
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1800ShadyLady :
I mean, my sister stole my baby name after I had a miscarriage🤷🏻♀️pretty absurd if you ask me lmao
2026-07-29 17:19:05
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