@dthxi: I don’t find you funny #dthxi #fyp #marriedlife #jokes #funny

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cowgirlkelsey
Cowgirl Kelsey :
I’m in the military- a lot of husbands hate their wives
2026-07-29 22:24:52
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miaaaamanda
miaaaamanda :
I feel like they say that all the time so they can justify cheating on their wives there has to be some psychology behind it lmao
2026-07-29 02:36:33
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no294843
no! :
everyone tried telling my dad that my mom was cheating. he rushed home from the ship after getting back to shore once and not telling her that was the day he'd be returning. she was on the couch folding socks and watching general hospital lmao
2026-07-29 21:06:18
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wearethesadtok
shevents. :
mind you, the soldiers cheat way more than you hear the wives/ dependa husbands do
2026-07-29 18:10:09
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920.dgaf
𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙 ᰔ :
My husbands in the field as we speak and only thing I’m worried about is his bros touching his butt 😢😢 the way they talk about how fat his ass is to me scares me I know they be joking but that’s my booty 😫😫😫, and then he doesn’t even have to worry about me we have a ring camera in our living room and yesterday he goes “I watched 6 hours of footage in 20 mins because all you did was sit on the damn couch” 😂😂😂
2026-07-29 20:30:51
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infamous_freaks
R.B. 💜 :
When my husband was in BMT/Tech. He said his leadership was constantly making comments about Jody is probably with their wives. It absolutely disgusts me how the military will instill & use cheating as a way to mentally straighten their soldiers. Basically, training them that the only important thing in their life is the Military & telling them that their family is abandoning them, so they need to make the Military & their brotherhood the only important priority for the rest of their life.. Its sick.. I was crying everyday without seeing him. Working 14+ hours, raising our kids & packing an entire apartment on my own with no family, no friends. No one. & This is what theyre telling him while us Wives are waiting by the phone for their call. Annoying asf. When they make jokes like that today, it still infuriates me. Nothing funny about it.
2026-07-29 05:38:07
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hoogaf
Bitch :
meanwhile it’s the soldiers getting hotels to cheat on their gfs and wives
2026-07-30 16:23:51
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av.meatloaf
☾𖤓 :
And the “jokes” are genuinely never funny. Because that’s weird ass behavior coming from a grown adult.
2026-07-29 18:29:09
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mimiygc
Mimi YG :
If somebody ever said this too my husband I would go to his job and cuss them straight tf out lmaoooo my integrity is NOT to be played with.
2026-07-29 11:47:39
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ramiosca
Eva :
So schizophrenia is a serious matter
2026-08-02 15:45:36
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dontmindme3845
Don't-mind-me :
My husband was deployed and his coworkers kept trying to talk him into sleeping with the girls at the bar and he called me and asked if I could visit and hang out with him because the people were annoying him and he didnt want to hang out with them anymore. I was heavily pregnant at the time so I couldn't so any free time he had he just used it playing video games in his dorm with me on video call
2026-07-30 16:19:04
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that_one_stoned_chick
michelle :
Two hours sounds amazing I’m 36 hours away still made it out for his green ceremony tho
2026-07-29 07:13:06
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emmanuel_kx0
𝕰𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖊𝖑 :
yo bro since you are in the military, are waves allowed?
2026-08-02 15:16:44
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woupsea3
woupsea :
It sucks even more when you find out they were right.. feels bad bro
2026-08-02 14:34:13
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sampoe6s5
E6S1 Sampo :
And I'm supposed to feel bad about someone choosing to serve in the military complex cuz...
2026-08-02 00:49:49
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raddix.recluse
Raddi⚔️ :
My boyfriend hasn't even joined yet and he's getting these comments and I told him straight up, I won't ever cheat, but if you don't defend me when someone makes those comments about me, I'm leaving your ass
2026-08-01 13:01:17
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trippymyas
trippymyas :
We get jokes too 🙎🏽‍♀️
2026-07-29 07:44:37
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princesspattycakes
pattycakes :
2 hours ain’t even that far
2026-07-29 05:53:10
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emma_hunzinger
Emma :
My boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years and he got that joke ALL time….he just got out last week and we are the only relationship between his friends and co workers that actually lasted lol
2026-07-29 14:41:10
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ghostdr_plague
Plague :
My mom and her ex husband were in the housing, he got deployed and so mom was alone with two kids and two dogs well she ordered Pizza and at that point she had a bandage around her foot as it got injured so the pizza guy came in to set the pizza down that way mom wouldn’t have to put the dogs away and walk back. Next day neighbors woke her up thinking she cheated in less then a minute then after the few months were up and he came back they tried telling him mom cheated he knew damn well she didn’t cheat (considering HE was the cheater in the relationship) and just walked inside ignoring them 😭
2026-07-30 03:56:56
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xxoxxo.ari
xxoxoo.ari💜 :
Can somebody explain the “military joke”??
2026-07-29 01:59:18
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