Relax Thoughts🇳🇬
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Relax Thoughts🇳🇬 :
This is Good brother
2026-07-28 15:43:36
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『𝕏𝕆𝕔𝕥𝕠̆̈𝕓𝕖𝕣27𝕏』 :
Thy garri and groundnut shall be as David and Jonathan, a covenant that faileth not in times of hunger. Garritians 4:16
2026-07-28 17:30:05
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⌁𝟚𝟘𝟘𝕄𝕊🐦🔥⌁ :
Researchers have finally confirmed that the Specific Heat Capacity of garri increases by 500% when mixed with milk, sugar, and groundnuts. This phenomenon, called the "Garri Stabilization Effect," explains why a bowl of garri remains hot in the afternoon but disappears in under 3 minutes. According to the Law of Floatation, groundnuts float only until the owner leaves the bowl unattended. The moment another person approaches, the groundnuts mysteriously sink to the bottom due to Selective Nut Gravitation, making them impossible to scoop. Scientists also observed that adding extra sugar reduces the viscosity of enjoyment but increases the probability of someone saying, "Abeg, give me small." Meanwhile, milk acts as a catalyst, accelerating the conversion of ₦500 worth of ingredients into pure happiness. The experiment concluded that if the concentration of garri exceeds the amount of water available, the mixture enters a dangerous state known as "Cementification," where the spoon can no longer obey Garri Newton's First Law. "Art students can't understand this either"
2026-07-28 16:24:16
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Unknown~§ :
😂broo how do u come up with all this? 😭😂
2026-07-28 20:48:03
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Soccer legends :
damn what about koli koli
2026-07-28 18:50:01
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Ønlylørdgøat :
i love your content broo ❤️😂😂
2026-07-28 18:09:17
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shes_flourishh :
Science student things
2026-07-28 21:07:40
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Armani FX :
as how na
2026-07-28 22:12:07
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Unknownuser :
😂😂art students
2026-07-28 15:45:34
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Jayjay Edit :
hmmmmm,wisdom wan finish me
2026-07-28 18:42:37
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『𝕏𝕆𝕔𝕥𝕠̆̈𝕓𝕖𝕣27𝕏』 :
Blessed is the man that hath cold water and sugar, for he shall drink and his soul shall be refreshed. Garritian 7:11
2026-07-28 17:33:43
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Kratos :
😂😂😂
2026-07-28 18:31:56
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