@vsrsus: Football’s worst kept secret has finally been announced. A homecoming for a national hero. You’re looking at Les Bleus’ nouveau head honcho. L’Equipe might be renowned for their harsh ratings. But even they can’t deny this appointment is a 10. One of the game's greatest players takes charge of one of the most talented squads in the world. Talk about a match made in Marseille. But he was always gonna inherit the keys. Proved his managerial chain was Real when he hit a Champions League three-peat with Madrid. A disciple of Don Carlo so you know he’s all about laissez-faire. So much aura he’s practically glowing. Pree the glimmer off his headtop. Nair stocks just went up x100. Vite ou Veet? The Clairefontaine runway battle just heated up. Don’t be surprised to see him pull up in the skinny jeans and loafer special. Taking the absolute Michel. ZZ on the touchline so you better not sleep on the boys in blue. From Île-de-France to Bouches-du-Rhône, the streets are screaming Zizou. Third star soon come. #france #euro2028 #zidane