As a former English teacher, your thought crime line would have impressed me and made me laugh.
2026-07-28 19:10:08
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goose :
they did you dirty not letting you finish the canadian joke
2026-07-28 17:56:18
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Michael B. :
In HS, I had a friend Richard. He went by “Dick.” I was suspended from school 3 days for yelling, “Hey Dick!” down the hallway after leaving our mutual home room, by that home room teacher who also referred to Richard as Dick. My 1984 book report paralleled the book with my real-life experience being suspended by said home room teacher who also assigned the reading and book report. I wasn’t suspended this time, but I did end up in the office for the stunt. I got an F for the report, but the individual grade was omitted from my end grade of that 6 week period.
2026-07-28 22:29:41
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Derz :
I have that same shirt👍🏼
2026-07-29 04:28:12
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Cat qwueen :
"we gunna tell her its Orwellian" OH MY GOD THIS IS ME IN HIGHSCHOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2026-07-29 03:29:27
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leah avery :
the epic highs and lows of high school ap literature
2026-07-29 00:56:05
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alva :
They did you unfathomably dirty not letting you finish the joke
2026-07-28 18:32:54
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SR :
Hated the concept of checking journals/notes for a grade. I literally had to make shi up. Counter productive
2026-07-28 21:00:27
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Zoinks :
The Canadian joke is gold
2026-07-28 21:39:33
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molly :
yeah valid
2026-07-29 02:03:52
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⋆。˚꒰ঌ shorty_g⋆。˚꒰ঌ :
i fucking love you zachary
2026-07-28 23:35:31
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Amonavis :
Reminds me of the time I yelled out the car window "you're pretty" to a guy and my dad purposely drove off super fast so I couldn't say "pretty ugly".
2026-07-29 01:04:07
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onenonlyxcw :
You were just being taught that much of comedy is about timing.
2026-07-29 02:15:01
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maddie :
I’d advocate for you having a podcast
2026-07-28 18:49:59
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muna :
youre genuinely the funniest person i follow
2026-07-28 19:54:07
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nonchalant dreadhead (6’5) :
sometimes i wish people could see my revolutionary complex thoughts for like 10 seconds
2026-07-28 18:07:44
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bob :
cute shirt
2026-07-28 17:53:18
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♡ sofia ♡ :
no actually I agree ! what's the point frfr so many steps 😭
2026-07-28 18:37:24
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Owen Lee Dewinmen :
Zachary PLUS (Racism?)
2026-07-28 18:57:49
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Albert 🇬🇭 :
That’s a great joke btw
2026-07-28 19:02:06
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Dawn :
"I'm sure he still is" sent me to the moon.😂😂😂
2026-07-28 23:05:11
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🫧emma🫧 :
whole house empty
2026-07-28 17:53:13
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