@thehotmess.homesteader: If you see a millennial woman absentmindedly rubbing her chin, kindly look away. She’s likely just discovered a new chin hair and is trying to determine if it’s been there for three hours or three business days. There are only two options. You either catch it before it fully develops sentience or it somehow grows two inches overnight. No one prepared me for the fact that turning 30+ means keeping tweezers in every room of the house. Please tell me I’m not alone here. #MillennialHumor #MomHumor #RelatableContent #FunnyReels #WomenOver30