@mattxiv: mitch mcconnell is alive.

TootsieQ🩷 :

Saw him at TJ Maxx today

ev :

Notice how he didn’t have to use ai for this.

JVN :

Sis 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 not my body!

Slair :

You really pulled him out of his shell 💜

ace :

that’s strange cause i was literally just with him at mcdonald’s

annalise2492 :

he can't be dead. 84 is like SO young for a tortoise 🤭

Bearlygrizzly :

jajadejau :

HAHAHA and thank you for not using AI!!! 👌😭

angie :

it's giving weekend at bernie's

Kourtni Beebe :

This is the hard hitting journalism this country needs. Thank you for your service and update

Tria Parabola :

Convinced! McConnell is out there living his best life! Go Mitch! These are the days of our lives.

SnarlsBox :

Where was my invite?

DJTheSourpatchKid🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🆘️ :

We hung out at the skate park Wednesday

*ੈ✩ james howell ✧.* :

congrats on coming out Mitch 🌈🥳

Heretic Martha :

I just realized I’m not being petty enough to my fullest potential

kimcantdeal :

he looks happy 😂

OtterBott :

That DEFINITELY queers up any confusion I had! Fierce!

tanvi_rani_army :

I’m SO thankful you were a safe person for him to come out to and live his authentic life before it’s too late for him to do so

cam 🪳 :

Damone13 :

It certainly queers up any confusion ❤️

Ang 🐸🌈 :

Boots on the ground journalism!

lost_my_clothes_again :

Maui Mitch was an all night guest at my annual luau party. He was in a great mood but we had to cut him off from Mai Tais at 2 am because he was very loud.

labaaaby :

Lindsey Graham is looking up so jealous he never got to live out loud like this. You go Mitch 🌈❤️

K :

Good for Matt for not using AI (naturally because the pics are real)

fiz :

whoever did the photoshop work did a great job 😂